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The nobody's of that island have been ripping America off. Laughable

Shocker. This White House has no clue what they are doing.

Once upon a time, I was naive enough to think that the first George W. Bush term was the stupidest possible administration within my lifetime

Damn, they won't be able to afford their tuxedos 😔

These are not serious people

DonOld is not well.

The penguins have been taking advantage us of our country for so long. No one has ever seen anything like it before.

They're eating the dogs , they're taxing the penguins

There go our penguin gifs 😢

The wind farms are killing all the whales.

Fuck those birds! MAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our fearless leader, protecting us from the penguin currency manipulation that has been driving up the cost of ice for decades now.

I want a reporter to ask his propaganda mouthpiece about this tomorrow. And he should be asked about it repeatedly every day for the rest of his moronic life.

This guy would be hilarious if he weren’t so immoral and menacing.

tRump forgot the Galapagos islands. We need to impose tariffs on the turtles residing there!

He gonna regret that…

Maybe it’s because they are gay?

Those penguins will learn their lesson for putting tariffs on us!

He's a failed businessman and he doesn't know how to govern because he can't get along with Congress, or not much else for that matter, so he's running the gov't like a Trump Organization where only he makes the executive decisions. We know what happens to his businesses.

Taxing penguins? Is this in Project 2025?

This is what happens when you delete the department of education. 🙄

This is just “toying” with people and nations and economies- such nonsense! I am tired of this mind game stuff!

Every American should be offended by them rubbing our noses in their casual incompetence. Non of us normies would get away with this kind of sloppiness in our daily lives. Why should they?

These penguins need to get with the program and announce reciprocal tariffs ASAP.

The penguins' export minister was not available for comment.

Satire hits different during Trump Admin years

In years past, I would’ve known this was a joke. Now, not so much.

if penguins have no money, how can they afford all those tuxedos, jig is up Chilly Willys

Trump's gonna make them penguins pay!

Who’s he gonna exile? Or maybe somewhere to seize to assuage his ego. But a perfect metaphor for no one home in Trumpland.

Perhaps Trump is really dead and we’re just seeing an AI representation of him. It makes more sense when you look at it that way.

Tremendous tariffs. The best. 🤡

ooooooh big man!

Trump regime places uninhabited islands in global spotlight. Will Australia stand up for its Leopard seals' standard of living? ground.news/article/us-t...

The long arm of Trump tariffs at work. "The Heard and McDonald Islands were included because they are Australian territory, according to a White House official." www.axios.com/2025/04/02/t...

Many 🐧 🐧 tell me they support these tariffs! If those bastards can afford tuxedos, they can pay up.

trump about to put a bunch of Tuxedo companies out of business.

Even the penguins look confused.

Pay up Penguins!!

How can they be “reciprocal” if there is no one there to reciprocate?

He imposed tariffs on Diego Garcia. That's a fucking US military base.

Aha, they must be the gay penguins who huddle together to keep the eggs warm--that explains it!

@iwriteok.bsky.social i think we found our next series of bastards! These goddamn penguins!

bsky.app/profile/vlim...

Tuxedoes are about to get even more expensive.

He heard McDonalds and panicked.

These poor creatures haven't even heard of the glory of groceries.

He heard some of the penguins are gay...

They stolen US fish for the last time. Peak crazy grandpa vibes

This penguin has the right idea ...

I'd watch a show about penguins bitching about the cost of coffee.

The penguins have been taking advantage of us for too long! About time.

Seriously???

The world's most internationally acclaimed jackass!

bsky.app/profile/mjga...

Rise up, little penguins!

They’ve been freeloading on our halibut while freezing our haberdashers from their lucrative market for too damn long.

Nothing against the moon, Eris and Phobos? They have unacceptable export costs!

I was pretty surprised to see $1.5 million in imports according to the World Bank — those penguins are up to something (or maybe a scientific expedition brought back equipment and had to pay duty?) bsky.app/profile/burr...

*spits out drinks for the next week* You win today. And it's only 7am eastern.

Also the Arctic island of Jan Mayen

MAGAts, are you embarrassed by your cult leader yet?

Numbnuts is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Terrific illustration of how little this gang of thieves knows about the world.

Great, now we’re pissing off the penguins too??

The only thing I can figure out, since the islands are owned by Australia, that maybe they think someone will do a weird goods laundering scheme to get around tariffs? Which makes no sense but this admin is bonkers.

Kakistocracy

Protest Time Has Arrived April 5th we’ll be showing the nation, Our disgust with this administration. Mark your calendar. Make a sign. Time to be loud in a protest line! handsoff2025.com

Cute emoji use🙂

Those penguins have had it too easy! Time to pay up, motherf**kers!

Yes, the penguins are getting ALL the attention. Puffins are the perfect Protestants - mate for life, have one offspring at a time. Good parents getting the babies to fly. What good do tariffs do for those exemplars of propriety?

First he came for the penguins…

This is now gone too far we must stand in solidarity with our friends the penguins

Amazing

🐧🤬 Watch out for those powerful wings...they don't create flight, but they create strength to beat the crap out of the dumbass who imposed tariffs on their island, which does not export anything!!

👊 💪 🐧 💥 💰 🤡

Freeloaders

Penguins tell the felon to eat shit and wear a tux.

Never again will these penguins be allowed to get away with these EGREGIOUS tariffs on our United States! Reciprocal tariffs!

The Antarctic Penguin Union had an emergency meeting to discuss the latest tariffs put on them by the crab roe colored POTUS

...DAMN THATS COLD🤣🤣🤣

Up yous, penguins! 👊 🇺🇸 🔥

His stench reaches far beyond that.

Tough break for their Bud Ice business

I feel like we are in a dystopian Groundhog Day version of April Fools Day

Those penguins should've been buying American!!!

The US economy is teetering as it is. Just wait until Heard and McDonald Islands retaliate with their own tariffs.

What an idiot.

That's upsetting enough! Penguins have right for a life without economic suffering too, I tell you.

🤔🤷🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

Damn it! Well goodbye trade with penguins I guess. So unfair.

Or, or they put it in there so you all are talking about fucking pinguïns instead of tarifs and allies.

"Hey, anybody know what this shit is about? Who the hell is that orange bozo?"

This, OFFICIALLY, has been a weird-ass fucking day!

They big mad about tango

When will folks finally see King Trump for the pointless figurehead who needs to die he is?

I conversated with my sources and this checks out.

Folks, the POTUS is out of his effing mind. He needs a padded room, not the Oval Office!

He's lost all respect - even Maga's gotta be like whoa dude - you could use some checks and balances

Are their tariffs the eggs?

Anatole France is in the house.

Don’t fuck with the Penguins.

Loony day for the Trump regime. Tariffs on penguins?!?

They’re eating the catfish!

Unserious clown of a man

Someone is laughing about this. Someone was able to get the islands listed because nobody checked or knew where or what they were.