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Yes and I have a dog like this. Book a professional pet photo session and this is what you get

"Genetically identical corals recognize one another when they come into contact… Their tissues fuse if they are from the same clone. We see something similar in humans. Organ transplants are often successful if the donor is your identical twin.”

A lovely picture thread on Prof. Charles Cardigan 💕😂

Wonderful tutorials 🏆 I signed up and attest that this is very, very good and excellent and FREE

Technically, a dictionary is a book of spells.

Every gothic horror:

it's called getting the worm early maybe you've bird of it

Maybe my winter will be dominated by glove choreography. Holding them in one hand while being told a secret. Hurling them at the feet of a traitor. Tightly gripping the wheel of a roadster, zooming along a country road, afire with news.

Enjoyed seeing this woman's work. Sustainability isn't just about producer decisions, but also consumer decisions, namely their willingness to repair things when needed. This type of repair is easier on natural fibers, rather than stretch fabrics. Consider that when shoppping. IG loosethreadsrepair

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Magician Girl Pin. This is how magicians do that sawing a girl in half trick. They hire a girl who is already in half, and put a box around her. collabs.shop/r4yylu

Me: {washes hands, opens pamphlet} Instructions: First wash your hands then Me: {washes hands}

I don’t need to spend money on a sleep mask! {puts kingsize pillow over entire face} Iss is waaaaa etter, iss reeee.

This is very, very good. Heads up though: Should you read one paragraph you will feel compelled to finish it all, and finish it all you must or you will find no rest in this life. Kidding! It is good though. It’s about London.

A tiny silver Edwardian barn owl charm is hidden in this photo. Your brain will release dopamine (helping you with motivation & mood) when you find her & searching among the flowers & leaves will help you recover from stress today:

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

All this fake 1980s stuff [raspberry noise]. If you want to know the REAL 80s go watch “Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace”. This magnificent hospital horror program is basically a documentary. 🏆😂💕😂🏆 God I love everything about it.

A tiny posy of October garden flowers in a cobalt blue Victorian ink bottle. There are small spots of dopamine-inducing floral colour out there if you search for it...🌿

Mother, I have business elsewhere. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

October leaf palette. If you zoom in to the colours and details it will dial down stress a little and help you recover if there's any angst for you later today (research has shown this)🍁🍂🌾🌿

Best comedy of the year (as awarded by me)!! If Star Wars had a $10 budget. youtu.be/0qy8Bnb9C1o?...

Been looking for just the right mascot to share. This is it, this is the one. Probably the classiest sewage character you’re ever gonna see…

Want a laugh and gather new words? Give comments a read! 💕🤣

New commission finished!! This portrait was requested by the wonderfully lovely Anthony Devlin. Those who follow me will know that I don’t draw accessories, and I think we can ALL agree that I have seamlessly removed the novelty toy featured in the reference picture.

AI use your signature, lying that its work is yours? “The signature for me is the certificate of authenticity,” said cartoonist B. Loper. “If I put my name on it, it’s official, it’s mine. It really is a brand. It’s the mark that I made.”

Who is volunteering to haunt all these pumpkins?

Want a terrifying fact about straw? “Straw” backwards is “warts”. #spoooky

One of my favourite TV Shows as a kid and one of my favourite kid’s TV Shows as an adult. Thunderbird 3’s Launch Sequence THUNDERBIRDS (1964-66)

When you have something important to say in a meeting.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 28,1967

“Try all of our flavors!” Yes I am dying to try vanilla flavor and {leans in} plain flavor.

“Are you on Wikipedia?” Wikipedia is indeed one of the harder drugs!

What’s Rustling In That Leaf Pile?

Even a calendar without days of the week listed is right {checks calendar} once a year.