Marvin Rando

You know how to NOT get shot by ICE. Just forfeit your Bill of Rights. See how easy that is libtards!

I nominate #NathanFielder to be the next James Bond

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Tech press: Look at that car fly!

The “flying car” stunt Elno pulled didn’t have a driver Fyi

Vive La France

Friends — It's time to defund Elon Musk. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/defund-musk

AJ Dybantsa is better than Kobe in his first year

Tucker gets it!

When all the motorists are fighting to park their SUVs, but you biked there.

A "Zacharia" is like metric vs imperial system

What if Al Capone and Charles Manson had a baby and that baby grew up to be President? 👇

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Is Jimothy okay

What if Al Capone and Charles Manson had a baby and that baby grew up to become President

My kids have measles, I can’t afford diesel, I lost my job, and my country just lost a war to Iran. But at least now I can watch firing squad executions on TV.

Bring it!!!

Artificial Intelligence.

FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK AI FUCK

Looks like Elon's hair is trying to escape

Too bad about your kid Want to go see the most fabulous ballroom of all time?

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Lakers built a real TEAM in four months? smh They look real good rn.

Just saying... Plague is a disease that is endemic in Asia, the western United States, and other places. We know how to treat it with antibiotics. It is not extraordinarily transmissible. There are 1000 to 2000 cases a year across the world, maybe 10 in the US.

Oh yeah that’s the good stuff

But ice cream shops can’t give a free cone to someone with an “I voted” sticker

m.youtube.com/watch?v=-tfH...

I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire

He dead yet?

An athlete with integrity in 2026? Amazing!

Look at a map of "food deserts" in this country and they will overlap with "education deserts" smh

waking up every day in 2026 like:

How can anyone be surprised by this? This was always the goal.

Owning the libs.

Kimmel to Mamdani: "I live in Los Angeles and that is not the reception our mayor would get"

IDCAF (I don’t care about football)

When democrats take back the Govt. there needs to be a reverse DOGE plan to get back all the money they stole from us.