Steve

I feel like people are constantly accusing other people of not being “serious” and I don’t know for sure but I blame Succession. I hate it, maybe because I didn’t rate the show or maybe I have a prejudice about the kind of people I think loved the show. But whatever, get a better insult.

Right it's happened. It's dark at 5pm. I hope you're all happy now. I'll see you after easter next year.

Clocks going back in autumn is stupid.

How on earth does it make any sense to put the clocks back when SAD is a thing?

Ask Jeeves is back baby!

Clocks change this weekend. It should just stay BST all year round.

Lower net migration is set to hit fiscal headroom in the upcoming Budget.

It's easy to mock the Amol Rajan Connection, but I suspect it'll do extremely well amongst people whose sexual fantasies heavily feature LinkedIn.

Another on the list of "things that are obvious from the evidence yet ignored" is "current immigration policy will deliver a great big hole in future budgets". The OBR currently assumes net migration bottoms out at 200k then rises. That isn't going to happen

Stories is such a good way of putting this. Can a novel be full of pain and suffering? Clearly yes. Does a fictional character suffer in the real world? They're fictional don't be a dumbass.

She wrote this op-ed last year.

#CelebrityTraitors

Joani Reid, quietly, "I could fix him."

If the tories win the next election watch Jeremy Clarkson sell his farm and buy a mansion.

Remember Paul Hutcheon? I wonder what happened to that guy?

The Zionism/racism debate reminds of when the Met Police Service was found to be institutionally racist.

And that is why we can’t have nice things

TV shows where the theme song is better than the actual show itself. Mad Men Succession The Leftovers (Let the mystery be)

Liquid Bluesky

Doubtful

First image of US airbase bomb plot suspect released after all 5 arrested 'terror' suspects are released on bail.

Ah, the classic “Equality / Equity / Espionage” diagram…

Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.

So, Banksy bought a used yacht, repaired it and retrofitted it to serve as a rescue boat to save migrants in the central Mediterranean. The whole project cost the artist $860,000. Since 2020, the boat has saved more than 3,800 people. londondaily.com/banksy-funds...

Ooo, he's got the special tense that's normally reserved for the NYPD or the IDF.

Do nurses get 2 years of sick pay?

What an absolute piece of shit that dick head is trying to put a lifeboat out of action. Scum.

They should make the David Walliams Alton Towers thing a Jacqueline Wilson world where you can experience being born into a dustbin, having an eating disorder and being groomed by a teacher

I find this hard to believe

Rewatching Slow Horses and season 1 is very entertaining. Can’t believe they somehow manage to get away with that theme tune too.

I’m all for Scottish independence but tomorrow seems a little hasty.

That has to be the weirdest fess I’ve ever read