Christopher "the" Agocs

I should get a cheevo every time my inbox hits a nice big round number

Yeah great jorb, this is exactly what I meant

I suggested that when my cat Misty lies down a certain way, she resembles a raw peeled prawn. But my husband's cousin said she looks more like a seal instead. And now I have these two edits in my phone

Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/

Why is my four year old crying? He wants to visit my old boss's house (we've been there once, over a year ago, for his baby's birthday party)

You didn't "secure your vote," though, unlike my coffee maker

Why is the young lad crying? A preschooler-involved stuffed dinosaur toss resulted in the suplexation of an elaborate Duplo house he built this morning, and now we're dealing with loss and the consequences of our own actions

I had to go to Lotte to get some kasoori methi recently and Deep has never fucked around a day in their life. Do you want enough garam masala to kill a horse? Do you have three bucks?

I forgot that "grill" is the skill the cool kids use when they want an agent to ask them a bunch of questions, so I told Muse Wonder to interrogate while writing a spec.

Pronounced "Oooooooooh! Denny Park!" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O.O._De...

Ah, a life sim then

It has come to my attention that many people are unaware that the person who figured out that the private key was 4 was a Something Awful forums goon: forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

🚨🚨🚨 PHP PATCHES JUST DROPPED 🚨🚨🚨 Go update right now!!! www.php.net/archive/2026...

I have been awake since 3:30 because a smoke detector will not shut up, so I hope somebody else can handle the php thing today

Congratulations to Type O Negative! "Everything Dies" has been upgraded to tech company work cafeteria music youtu.be/NJ3aiM8K6D0

If Blues Brothers was made today, some graphic artist's year would be spent digitally adding ELWO OD to Dan Aykroyd's knuckles

The invincible airplane

Important things happening in the sad dads discord

I ask Claude to write some tests. It writes a test containing: strings.Repeat("All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.\n", 2<<20/44) That quote (nor any other Shining reference) doesn't exist in the tree. Uhhh.

Math Ska is what would happen if Angine de Poitrine had a horn section

imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off

This @mtametronorth.bsky.social Laser Train decal is the best thing I’ve ever seen

Reached out to K9KJ a few days ago about a local CW contact and this dude delivered in style. 2m CW QSO from the top of the tower at IIT and he got it on video! Brass Knuckle Gang getting the job done 🔥

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Official statement from the International Brotherhood of Sorcerer's Apprentices local 1138

our last flagship game art of rally was released in 2020. ever since I've wanted to make a new 3D driving game... 6 years years later, with 1.5M wishlists and after a difficult journey, it releases tomorrow, Oct 14th on steam. thanks for your patience and we hope you like it🤗

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