Kerry is Now Just Crabby (and Inclusive) 🚲

The year is no longer to be referred to as "The Year of Our Betty White", it is now "The Year of Our Jimmy Carter" I do not make the rules, this is just how it is.

Amazing.

Lol let's destroy the revenue models for actual humans creating actual information, not bother to give our customers proper tech support, and make our robots tell those customers to bother journalists so we don't have to listen to their problems. ONE TRILLION DOLLARS, please!

I mean, look at this guy

Uh-huh

I see.

This is a profoundly salacious story about the 21st century’s most notorious pedophile and this is the NBC headline, where the subhead is Trump’s denial

JD Vance is friends with Curtis Yarvin and Peter Thiel

Same shot different day

Send this to all your family outside DC who assume it’s just peachy. Seen this repeated over and over with so many people, including ones who aren’t even specialized or former Feds/contractors.

WHY HELLO THERE

Wife shaped shell comes home every night from driving way too long to a desk in another city she never expected to have to go to every day.

I literally work in the oil and gas industry now, but at least on the environmental health and safety aspects. Government work is dead. My wife is an empty shell.

Just used "Cask of Amontillado" as a verb, and I'm v proud of myself.

This is absolutely the best account On Here

WHAT

Greatest city in the world

And that exchange ended with this, and I have many questions

💀💀

I don't know what I'm gonna do

Too many questions and not enough answers.

Honestly, today is a much better day for me to just stay off the internet and in a hole

"parque files"

Just don't take it out on the em dashes — they are innocent in all this.

I don't know that there is a definitive line to cross that makes you say, "I live in a police state now" but when masked gunmen can routinely brutalize the public, citizen or immigrant alike, with impunity, you have reached that point.

Median BlueSky Democrat Cyclist Residing in a red state has an opinion on a Monday Monday. Here's why it matters:

Like realizing your parents aren't infallible, political adulthood begins when you realize the "great minds" elites rely on are all dumb fucking propagandists that capitalism lifts through the system because they're shameless in their wrongness and are willing to serve as dull priests of whatever.

I never want to see "why it matters" written ever again

No lies detected

hahahaaaa get wrecked right on Serbia 💪❤️

serbia, brazil . . . could tn-6 be next (lol, almost certainly not; but maybe D-18 next year?)

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

I’m a father of two and you could not torture this story out of me.

You can call your voters illiterate dipshits as long as you don't mock the decor of suburban chain restaurants!

The articles about people who voted for Trump two times now turning on him actually feels like a validation of the criticism of Democrats for pursuing these voters constantly since 2016. All of that time setting up a “permission structure” to break up MAGA was a fucking waste.