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Knew it was coming but damn does this suck. Thank you to a formative part of my youth.

Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.

my9games.com/en/s/f23e2d9... RPGs ruined my life lol

Inside the sun

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

Friday night

Oh-oh-oh, of course. You know, I tied in power at a place a few blocks south, a warehouse. Strangest thing. They wanted to conceal these gas-driven generators on the second floor. Didn't give a hoot if their own people got asphyxiated.

Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch. Step 1. Go to Account Settings. Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy. Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI". Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever. Step 5. Profit. Hope this helps anyone! ❤️

"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!

Roguelike Deckbuilder

Ken Burns Wants You To Watch America: Birth Of A Nation Watch now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTi_vTwwmU&t=599s

She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.

Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn https://theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sam-neill-takes-lewd-turn/

Pictured: Willard Scott

in the yard prying open a big ACME crate, a bit too worked up over everything to step outside of yourself and assess what you're doing or where it leads. even to notice who you remind you of. later, high up in the air, you'll see. the catapult was never for launching squirrels. it was always for you

I remember him from Live’s “Lightning Crashes”

60-Mile Sunset. Chicago from across Lake Michigan.

There's a thread going around that correctly states that Pullman Porters were poorly treated for mostly racist reasons, and were some of America's earliest tipped workers as an outgrowth of servant-style labor expectations imposed on former slaves, but a bunch of the thread's details are wrong.

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Intense Double Rainbow over Sears Tower on Monday evening in Chicago.

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

When I'm in jail? It's usually because I fell asleep somewhere. Like it's a crime to sleep.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

this account is run by a human at NASA JPL who only posts real images with their receipts. it only has 11k followers compared to the 200k the ai slop space account has

Blue 2, by Joan Miró, 1961

A Chicago coyote kicks back (while another one saunters past)

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

Two classics together at last

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

hello what did i miss tell me every thing

This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

I asked one of the guys, "So what's the emergency? Why's FEMA here?" He said, "You ask one more question, the emergency's going to be you." That's how they talk to you.

Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon. Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA