Alan A Hockert

"To hear about protecting the Great Lakes from people who protect the Great Lakes" is one of the greatest political lines I've ever heard.

Hmmmm

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"Agatha All Along" is a trip. Great headology going on.

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If the MLB Network replaces Intentional Talk with some stupid draftkings gambling podcast, I will be very irate.

Happy birthday, Robert Jordan. Always missed 🤎 "He came like the wind, like the wind touched everything, and like the wind was gone" - RJ

It's Psycho behavior.

I keep reading that there have been no public executions in the United States for decades. Not true.

Dems Need to piss pound this take.

Min v Chi in the Rain Game

Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.

I think a lot about Asimov's Zeroth law lately

Happy Birthday, Woodsy Owl! Always remember: “Give a Hoot, Don’t Pollute!”

If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked.

It doesn't spiral differently, but the light does look like it's in October.

I'm watching NFL to see if the football spirals different downunda.

The Detroit Tigers broadcast doing #RainDelayQuestions is the best thing on tv.

That is an incidence rate of… 0.00547% The voter fraud allegations you’ve been sold are blatantly and provably false.

Top the Tater should be bottomless.

Edit of Spider-Man fighting fascism during Jake Lang’s very short protest in front of Minneapolis city hall today

I wonder why 90 days. Couldn’t be because the midterms are in… 74 days, right? Right? Apparently communist price controls are fine when you’re trying to get votes. Who knew?

“Based on my very good relationship with Kim Jong Un, of N Korea, I am not happy with the fact that the United States has, long ago, agreed to participate in Joint Military Exercises with S Korea.” This man is failing to defend the United States. This man is a traitor. This man should be removed.

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court REJECTS Department of Justice lawsuit seeking to compel Minnesota to provide access to its statewide voter registration data. Another victory for my firm and our clients. DOJ is now 0-23. ELG is undefeated. www.democracydocket.com/cases/minnes...

Taking the side of communist North Korea over Democratic South Korea sends a clear signal Donald Trump is sympathetic to communists.

Turns out Kyle Shanahan’s serious car accident was a Tesla autopilot crash.

When mom is maniac on drums #drums #videos #drummer

El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"

Since about 2014

this is what they took from you

This is all a crazy effort to rewrite the past, yes. But what's really terrifying is hearing these people tell us how badly they're going to fuck up the *next* pandemic they're now creating without that nerd Fauci holding them back.

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Excellent, Smithers. Excellent.

Iran should have given to the ballroom.

Stop everything you're doing, it's Erling Haaland's birthday today 🩵🎂

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Pool report from @svdate.bsky.social, who is at the World Cup ceremony: "The president walked onto the field at 1826 to a sustained chorus of boos. Ambient crowd noise was about 78 decibels. Booing brought it to 84."

Woot, woot! 🇪🇸 🎆 ⚽️

Um, what? 😳

Got that FOMO for some MAHA Blast. Need to get me some leafy greens.

Good, good.

Bro!

Watched it in school

Yup

Mitch is alive and well... and in perfect hibernation 🎬 #filmsky #moviesky #cinema