💙Alan💛

I’m finally ready to start calling it Ex. Repost with a gif of your X-it!

Sad :( and angry 🤬

He’s gonna be a great senator

Trump - Russian Slaughter Of Ukraine Civilians Is "Frankly Fine" Monday afternoon, Nova Vodolaha families in Kharkiv were in the central park. Russia bombed the park with a Geran-3. Killing a 14 month baby in a stroller, Anhelina, and her mother, Inna. deanblundell.substack.com/p/trump-said...

She will always be remembered as one of the all-time greats.

Ukrainian presidential advisor Serhiy Beskrestnov confirms Elon Musk's Space X crippled Ukrainian capabilities last night. In other words, the US deliberately sabotaged European defence operations mid-mission. Every country in the world should move away from buying American hardware ASAP.

We need to make Stephen Miller's nightmares come true. Jot that down as a platform plank.

Important info for California residents given Prop 40. Make sure your CA friends and family see this so they don't get tricked into opposing 40. Our state is awesome and only a handful of crazies would want to live elsewhere because of this initiative.

Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.

The wealth of the richest 0.1 percent of Americans has more than doubled since 2019. If that doesn't convince you we need a wealth tax, renowned economist Gabriel Zucman will. Watch.

Your periodic reminder that Claire McCaskill @clairecmc.bsky.social is a national treasure

Ossoff: The money that they took from you when they slashed Medicaid and defunded hospitals and nursing homes—They’re taking that money to buy corrupt, taxpayer-funded political ads on national television to try to promote the failed and broken president…

"How about punishing ICE protesters or derailing clean energy? National security. How about a ballroom encrusted in gold? We obviously need that to bolster our national security. I think you get my point. The breadth is crazy. The irony, is somehow crazier." — Jacob Soboroff, 26 Sept 2026

Better make that <checks notes> 29%

Me two years ago: #TODO document this better, with examples Me today:

I had been wondering about that

Believe it or not, @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social was actually talking about a Shakespeare character. Ostensibly, at least

Actually, the Repukelicans delivered more DAMAGE to working Americans than any other Congress before them.

Speaker Mike Johnson gets brutally community noted.

Jon Ossoff is spitting facts; and it’s 🔥🔥🔥

what a dimwit

Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.

Living in hope that the only folks that’ll believe him about this $5k bribe bs are the 30% that would vote for him no matter what anyway

Is anyone really surprised by this? 🤣

I'm all for this! We can be the Cascadia Province of Canada!

In February of this year, an HSI agent in Ohio was deep into a multistate investigation of child sexual abuse. He had been building the case for months. Then he was abruptly pulled off and reassigned to chase down leads on suspected noncitizen

Instead of a wall of lava lamps Cloudflare should simply offer a free laundromat in its San Fran HQ and point its entropy-gathering cameras at the dryers

My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.”

im really and truly not the kind of person to shame people for the media they consume but if you watch the new harry potter you can get fucked

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Pathetic. Do better, Apple. Signed, a long-term customer

Figures they wouldn't be far behind Google. 🤬

we have always been here and we always will

Making a video so YouTube doesn’t demonetise my channel (again) youtu.be/c5aN_UIIWQk?...

So much of gaming is funded by casual players who buy a couple of games a year at MOST, or folks who only invest/upgrade when there’s the ONE game they wanna buy. So many people will be replying “lol” and “blame AI” to friends this next couple of months.

Ha ha ha 🤣 Karma, leopards eating faces, etc…

Octavia E. Butler’s novel “Parable of the Talents” depicts a dystopian United States run by Christian Nationalists. Their slogan is “Make America Great Again.” Published in 1998, many years before Trump’s political career, but this poem in the book prophesied Trump. (Poem from @zymplex.bsky.social)

Ngl I was not ready for how staggeringly good Jolene sounds on headphones

popsicles I have in my freezer have been recalled for glass and as a leaser in the clinical trial industry, I can confirm that they are sending FDA inspectors out to inspect drug data who only have experience with beef. USA is a wild and unhinged fire burning down the homes of its own people

Real talk: taupe is just gentrified beige

RIP to a real one 🥲

Supreme Court is bought and paid for... Wonder if we'll ever know to what extent?

Goddamn chaotic neutral ass supreme court

Yay! I get to be on a podcast with Al Alcorn. Wowza!!!! urbanarts.org/2026/08/19/p...

I would love to see Scott Jennings become the WH press sec. His work ethic and commitment is unparalleled (showing up night after night to be humiliated on CNN), his skills (at boot licking) are second to none, and it would get him the hell off of CNN which would be a win for everyone

Ha! I'd totally play this!