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@ale.sh

“There was this guy, can’t remember if he’s from Belarus, Russia, or Estonia” Петербуржец, кочевник, предприниматель, анархист based Eastern Europe expert Junior CEO, lunni.dev Junior COO, rat.audio Mastodon: @mstdn.ale.sh / @ale@mstdn.io

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Главное для автора - найти свою аудиторию. Как говорила мне однажды некая поэтесса и, по совместительству, историк-балканист: "я вас читаю, потому что мне интересно, какую ещё мерзость вы придумаете". _

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everything went downhill since we stopped manufacturing cathode ray tubes

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writing SQL activates the pain vector in deepseek v4.1 flash relatable

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I just dug to the bottom of my Big Box of Cables to find two cables that I needed for something. They've been in the bottom for 10+ years. So, "when are you ever gonna use these?" was today. Don't ever let anyone take your Big Box of Cables away.

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have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

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The year is 2030. Due to the hegemony of coding agents the TUI reigns supreme. GTK and QT are no longer maintained. You open your react-TUI PayPal frontend. Another commission. You press Ctrl+c and type krita-tui. Somehow it loads slower than Photoshop CS6 on an HDD. You start sobbing.

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Deeply unserious creature

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степлер сенджёгахары производит крабовые палочки сенд твит

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Same for glp-1/semaglutide and aderall

Ari@ari.express

I think they should give out estrogen enthanate in autoinjectors in vending machines

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I did it. #Smithereen 1.0 is officially out now. Only took me 6.5 years from an idea to something I can proudly call a stable release.

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#graphics folks, I'm thinking of modernizing my undergrad graphics course and move it from OpenGL. Vulkan is too hardcore for an introductory course, Metal & DX12 are not cross-platform enough. Wdyt, how deranged is it to use native WebGPU? (maybe even in rust via wgpu)

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Replying to @broadwaylamb.com

— да ты, блядь, мои яйца видел? — коля, хватит, пойдём

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Genestealer Action justifier@genestealeraction.bsky.social

I once got called a witch by a guy who was so dogshit at arguing, formulating thoughts and generaly reasonning that me making sense when i disagreed with him felt like magic to him (he fucking told me that). So i think everything can be a magic system if you're dumb enough

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Replying to @astrra.space

this was a very old and traditional English word for "No"

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Docker is so cool repost if you love docking

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Can't even call a social media a webbed site anymore. Because it's all "protocols" and "distributed networks" because of WOKE

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miss president they hit the second bluesky pop

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Replying to @ale.sh

Honestly the only reason it’s not is because I need to do some clean up on the code and it’s also in a monorepo with some things I’m not ready to release yet. This is a big piece of feedback I’ve received so I’m going to prioritize cleanup and splitting the code.

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@mackinac.social, built by @whiteside.io, is an open social web client that's thinking multi-protocol and bridging-first! John's added a *ton* of unique features we've never seen before, so we wanted to outline a few of them in a thread 👇🏼 1/🧵

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Replying to @astrra.space

i'm gonna be real this is the first time that i see someone this blatantly rewriting our GPLv3 code as MIT but it's extremely funny that they didn't even manage to cleanup the LLM comments snitching on themselves

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> new hardware device with the feature set of the flipper zero > open the git repo for the OS > look inside >

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Replying to @nikigrayson.com

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer