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The hundreds of Toronto Police that have been deployed to ensure #bikelane removal goes ahead in the face of strong opposition provides a clear indication of who gets served and protected in this society.

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Exxon’s odious Be Mobil ad campaign has got me to thinking: why haven’t we banned petroleum advertising yet like we did with tobacco advertising? 🤔

On this Thanksgiving Monday, I’m thankful we don’t have to listen to Luke Willson during the football game. #CFL #GoRiders 🟢⚪️🏈

I would be funny as hell if Trump deported Musk, nationalised SpaceX, and gave it to Barron to run.

Truly impressive how dextrously Carney talks out of both sides of his mouth with Trump’s dick in it. 🙄

@markagee.bsky.social "One of the things I was going to say is like, well, I can't be forced to participate in another person's delusion. It's like I'm forced to participate in other people's delusions all the time. I have friends who were Detroit Lions fans." I feel seen. 😂

We probably didn’t deserve that win, but it’s always fun to watch Chad Kelly get drilled & fail #cfl #goriders

Nothing quite as satisfying as watching Chad Kelly throw a pick six. 😂

Great to see the Elk’s fans show up today. Well done! #cfl

I’m about the most ardent CFL fan you’re likely to find, but it’s very difficult to argue this league isn’t an enormous joke after witnessing the officiating in the Stamps-Als game. 🤦🏼‍♂️🙄

If you noticed toilet water tastes different today, you’re not imagining things. Tune into The Jim Haggerty Show every Thursday for more things you AREN'T imagining.

NEW: Minister of Tourism, Culture and Gaming Stan Cho lives less than 6 km from Queen's Park, but he's billed the taxpayer some $16,000 in hotels over the past three years. Now, after questions from Global News, he says he'll pay some of it back. #ONPoli globalnews.ca/news/1196429...

5’4” Brit Dort interviews 6’7” Jake Dolegala before today’s game. 😉

Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover

Two amigos “hunting” geese 😂

Its that time again! Happy 🇨🇦 Day! youtu.be/tRTwPyIzY4A?...

SOURCES: Aaron Rodgers reveals new secret weapon, will use anapestic tetrameter to call plays.

That Jake Maier experiment is going swimmingly. Time for Dinwiddie to swallow his pride and correct his mistake. 🇨🇦🏈

Apropos of nothing, Photos reminded me on August 27th I’ve seen ZZ Top, The Dirty Nil, Cage The Elephant; completed several fantasy football auctions; coached a soccer team; corrected the historical record in Quebec; and whatever this is…

On the plus side, maybe we’ll get an extra-long weekend for July 4, too, after this quisling finally finishes selling us out. 🙄🖕 www.ctvnews.ca/politics/art...

The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...

I think we got a preview of the West final tonight. Riders & Lions put on a show. Good night for the green & white, but we probably got a bit lucky Cottoy missed most of the game. Not sure we could’ve survived another weapon. D held up well, though, good news w/ so much turnover.

Pretty hard to believe, but Mohammed Ben Sulayem’s FIA made the Monaco GP even more of a joke than it already was. Stunning accomplishment. #TodaysFirstAgaintTheWall 🙄 www.bbc.com/sport/formul...

New Polymarket prop: when the shrouding comes down, the name is gone, but there’s a COVID monolith in its place 👽

Hey, while they’re up there, get them to correct the spelling of ‘centre’, too. 🇨🇦

if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing

“And all those fans were my Canadian girlfriends, too…” www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

If the Alouettes D ever showed up for the start of the game that team would be lights out to win the Grey Cup. Sure is fun watching Alexander work. 👍👍 #CFL

it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

Pretty chuffed my kid just got accepted to Texas Tech. Going through the course calendar and she’s excited about Point Shaving 101 and a seminar on Kneel To Protect The Under. #ffs

NCAA sports now has the integrity of pro wrestling. Nice job, Ken Curry, you fucking moron. 🙄🤦‍♂️🖕

Collaros and VA going at it hammer & tong, trying to one up last night’s OT game. Grand to have the #CFL back. 🙂

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! 01. GWAR 02. Jimmy Buffett 03. Black Flag 04. Dolly Parton 05. Lambrini Girls 06. Olivia Rodrigo 07. Rage Against The Machine 08. Gordon Lightfoot 09. PUP 10. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

The winner of the 2026 Tiny Desk Contest is revealed by NPR Music's Bobby Carter. It's the 12th time that an unsigned musical artist has won the nationwide challenge. n.pr/3R3Yd06

JD Vance: I'm just asking, what if the Trump that went under the table is not the Trump that came back out Joe Rogan: Man, that's crazy, how do they get two guys under there JD Vance: You know how the Muppets work, right Rogan: ... no

In "modern" history? Was the White House asking for defense spending during antiquity?

Board of Peace - Season 1

From January: "It’s not clear how many Iranians inside Iran support former crown prince Reza Pahlavi — but he’s definitely Israel’s favorite."

Hopefully people are starting to wake up to the fact our Vichy PM’s already sold us out to the US, morally at the very least.

This guy gets it.

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ICYMI, I wrote about this very thing www.thenewworld.co.uk/matt-muir-do...