BlobStarrrr

Ghosting people during spooky season is an appropriate form of celebration

Afternoon wildflowers

When people say “kill them with kindness,” what exactly is the lethal dose? Like 300 thank you notes? A two-day piggyback ride? A dump truck full of after dinner mints?

Sure, I'll roast your chestnuts

could someone with any semblance of a social life do THIS *skeets twenty times in five hours and writes 1300 words of new book*

The full moon looks majestic over the rivers of pulsating ooze.

Shakespeare is a vampire movie called “The Immortal Bard”.

I fear that the best years of my life are behind me, and they want revenge

I'm the only one that can see the moon. Not sure what the rest of you are seeing up there.

Came out wrong, and that sounds about right.

Just gave birth to a platypus in a Chewbacca costume.

Just jump in there and bounce around… life is a mosh pit

Kids don't have sympathy for you being tired but they do appreciate a slow moving target

I'm just delusional enough to remain stubbornly optimistic.

I sculpted your portrait with mash potatoes. Please respond.

Putting the ooz(e) in bamboozled

The horrors do persist but I’ve decided to be deeply unserious about them

Sure, I'll candy your apples

Okay but hear me out: A book club that meets by candlelight in an ominous Victorian mansion during every full moon.

Nervous about fish mysteries.

Drop your cape by the door and fly on in here

Rearranged your yard skeletons, please respond

The bigger the smile, the more I didn’t hear you

Sorry you came home and found me making love to your Jack o’ lantern.

witchy froggy ✨🐸

when your spellcaster fucks up call that a clerical error

TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU WANT TO TEXT A FRIEND?

CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING PURPLE FROM WHERE YOU ARE?

*draws chalk outline around bsky account*