Andy

Michael Carrick has lost the mandate of heaven

It’s over for you hoes (the Cleveland Guardians)

The Cleveland Guardians have lost The Mandate of Heaven

If you’re in line to pitch for the Guardians, STAY IN LINE!

Go guards

this is really really good

Amazing closing argument, sir. Thank you.

have had just about ENOUGH of ol throwy joey burrow

Sherrod Brown is coming to CUT YOUR DICK OFF

SEBASTIAN BERHALTER

the whole world we live in is about to really change. hard to imagine that it will be for the better, but everything comes to an end. the world i grew up and grew old in, with all its various claimed values and espoused pieties - i think all that is gone for good

if something has this hechsher, that means it’s approved by the Chief Rabbi of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

zionism in practice really does involve a fair amount of deep down not believing arabs/muslims are really human beings, or at least human beings who matter. thats a hard thing to admit for some people but it just is true. and a lot of times it's not even deep down

lol spurs

is the browns elf named buddy

The left needs a candidate it can unite around in the 2028 primaries and AOC is the only real choice. Nobody else checks all of the boxes. Every other option is worse. If she doesn't run, it's a missed opportunity of historic proportions. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/aoc-must-r...

the primary reason this is true is that the pundits are in a constant state of dunning-kruger, stockholm syndrome and narcissistic personality disorder. is it true that the median voter is a dunce? yes. Is it true that this distinguishes them from a person with an opinion column sinecure? no.

it’s maybe not coming home

Pickford poor there imo

every dead senator gets a thoughtful obituary lauding their “courage” and then if you look it up the courage was filibustering the Give Medicine to Cancer Kids act

It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.

taking off haaland. Norway coach off his dang rocker

MERINO

being in the DSA is fun because you get to spend most of your time helping people with social anxiety canvass for democratic school board candidates and then go online to see people with blue wave emojis in their bios compare you to pol pot

Gotta be honest, this is the funniest & most obvious outcome after Trump got involved. v Game 3 Knicks-like

they’ve been begging poch to go back to spurs. Turns out: he did

today was gonna be the day but you’re really never gonna learn by now, you shoulda some how realized you can’t out jump Dan burn

🔊 Sound On

Rough. For all the worldies he’s pulled so far I think the keeper shoulda done better there

It’s childish to have an opinion or plans or think things or have stances. Mature adults modulate their opinions to court a person they imagine exists in a place they won’t deign to visit.

Like many people who have worked in politics for decades, I am baffled and upset to see candidates who say they are going to try to make things better defeating candidates who say they are trying to make it more or less like it was in the years before things tipped over into Oaf-Style Fascism.

you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

The Goebbels family issues heartfelt warning: Get out of New York!!!!

when they said: "if mamdani wins, the GOP will make him the poster boy for the democrats & smear everyone as an extremist" they meant: "we are going to do that" when i saw the NYT labelling mamdani "a kingmaker" and calling winners "his picks" it was obvious they were messaging cucks like this guy