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It's pretty funny that Brendan Eich of all people created a programming language whose worst feature is a pronoun developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

Just checking the weather

“Ain’t no party like an S Club party”. BOLLOCKS. I went to a B*Witched party & it was EXACTLY the same as an S Club party. Same caterers. SAME MAGICIAN

no matter what the reasons, the prime minister starting the week by telling people to use headphones on public transport and ending it by telling them to stock up on tinned food and bottled water is objectively hilarious

Maybe the BBC should get someone who actually knows what he is talking about then.

"Art Club Run By One Tired Person" is on Zlorp! Why not send them a Zlorp Buzz? They'll be able to answer your questions (if they go four pages deep into a hidden menu which we assume they know how to do because surely they're a huge corporation that has a whole department to deal with our bullshit)

did you know this country has more queer art clubs than statues of Winston Churchill and I think that really tells a story about modern Britain

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[Two Opticians getting married] Priest: For better or worse? Better or worse? Better or worse?

I gave a talk at EMF titled "Men in Tech #YesAllMen", in which I told my experience of being a woman in tech. I was afraid to publish it in case it affected my current or future employment. With all the current news I would like to add my 2¢. So here is the recording: youtu.be/WXL6K1lhvt0?...

I actually think the use of the word “finally” is so telling as to the role our heavily right-wing media plays in our politics. Sources like The Telegraph have been pushing successive governments for trans-exclusionary policy for years. They’ve got what they wanted. This is now their victory lap.

There is one acceptable version of this: Alanis Morrisette's cover of King Of Pain, in which she sings "queen of pain" but the track is still called "King Of Pain" because Alanis understand that IDs should be immutable, dammit

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

I have set a crossword! And not a crisis, as my phone keyboard wanted to write (at least, I hope not) Sample clues: 🖨️ About 14% of printer ink is magenta (4) 💎 Decline opportunity to take diamond centrepiece for rings (4,4) 📺 What CSI: Fresno might be representation of (9)

"It looks delicious," she said, "but one question, what actually is 'homemade ghee'?" its butter i clarified

Ils étaient mi-cerf mi-escargot, et re mi-cerf derrière

IF the cardboard box my nephew wrote "timɘ mashine" on turns out to work, it could really disrupt prediction markets

it's not just @theonion.com who can do this

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

going to make a small, folded booklet for trump supporters, I'm calling it a "maga-zine"

According to pew research, they're the big wooden benches you get in churches

The important thing to remember when people remind you that Googlebooks and Google Books are different products, is that neither Googlebooks nor Google Books is the same thing as Google Play Books.

It's grimly amusing that, having been roundly rejected from the art community for not understanding why people do art, the AI bros blundered into mathematics and completely failed to understand why people do that either

If I wanted to pay $1550 for a passport I'd have voted leave

Wait.. is this? (It is in my head now)

Serious question though, why are these always so bad? The internet is not exactly hurting for good photos of delicious-looking food, so why can't these models that are supposed to be good enough to replace human designers create even an OK picture of a hamburger?

the replies to this contain 100,000 variations of the "sickos" comic with different self-insert fursonas in them and that's beautiful