Lizzy

Starting a count of how many times per day I accidentally look directly at the sun despite all awareness and common sense, today we are up to 3

We're in the middle of mad men season 2 and I just shouted at my partner, "IT'S SO FUN TO DRESS UP IN A SPARKLY LITTLE DRESS BUT IT'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO BE OGLED! WHY CAN'T GOD HELP ME???"

Girls just wanna be warm Oo girls just wanna be warm When October sun is gone Oo girls just wanna be warm (An original song I wrote while cocooned inside the twin size comforter I bring out for the couch when the temp starts dropping under 50)

the human body contains several muscles whose only purpose is to ruin your week when you accidentally use them for the first time in a decade

Looks like things are kicking off again. @katemac.bsky.social & I have written about the wave of NO FUTURE Gen Z protests from Sri Lanka to Bangladesh to Kenya to India....good to see European Gen Z protests kick off on the 4th anniversary of our first essay! thepolycrisis.org/an-introduct...

What do people mean when they say "sure"

I have also encountered a problem and need a break but you don't see me crashing every 5 minutes ADOBE

Just made myself a cappa-tea-no 😎

Roger Dean

Endlessly entering strings of six numbers into every app and website, closing the email signup, accepting the cookies, you can't kill me motherfucker I'm eternal, I have a peace inside me that is ever growing, every pop up is a splinter I will replace with the scar tissue of patience, I WILL PREVAIL

Huge kudos to Matt Johnson and the gang, really excited to see how the "Stavros goes on Drew Barrymore's talk show" episode of NTBTS season 3 plays out

I can't believe people aren't vaccinating their dogs because they think they'll get autism. That's so silly. Everyone knows that dogs have ADHD. It's the cats who are autistic.

Don't wanna make you feel old but The War of the Roses ended 539 years ago

Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.

Wandering around my house in a daze, remembering the time* a bird got stuck in the dryer ventilation shaft *This morning

About a year after I made this comic, Spain actually introduced a transit mascot called Bussi

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Started a new medication this week and it fixed me. I'm now perfect.

quit crying asshole

It's actually Matt Johnson-ing* *if I'm getting the context right from these 3 posts and no other information

I would like to opt out of Microsoft authenticator on the basis of ADHD. Stop reminding me my phone exists in the middle of the workday. Do you want me to do my job or not.

en esta economía??????

I'm so tired but I have to do my job anyway, I do not see how this is not basis for a lawsuit. The defendants would of course be the government, my employers, my partner, and my parents

In my house, we have to show each other the wad of car hair and hide it from the cat. 😔 This is the accepted workaround when you have a Class A Little Sicko who will try to eat fur.

People like kavish here are in fact willingly, gleefully speedrunning Being A Pathetic Burden To Society while proudly announcing that they’ve voluntarily become completely non functional tech dependents. it HAS to be a humiliation kink!?

no one has ever suffered as much in the history of the world as this girl who is sort of hungry but has already had lunch

oh your entire industry is crumbling because of externalities outside your control? Have you thought of starting a patreon so that you have to do a bunch of extra work on top of that?

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Two goblins hanging off a bird feeder Two gnomes playing pattycake Two harpies playing sexy pattycake Something from dark souls Butterfly Something from dark souls Thumbs up Red lizards climbing a mountain True Detective opening credits Crabs riding iguanas, doing battle

The power of light and shadows

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

New phone showing me battery saver icons at 25%. Extremely naive behavior. Acting like we're not about to plumb the depths of what this battery is capable of. Like it won't be called upon to bravely surpass all former definitions of a single percent.

Listened to a playlist including Imogen Heap's Hide and Seek today and it was weird how well I could suddenly remember being 19. Anyway great song

And now, for your entertainment, PUPPY BUTT

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

Someone made an Inuyasha soundtrack playlist on Spotify so that I can feel like I'm triumphing over demons while I'm categorizing these expenses

‘Quick Getaway’ Recent commission HMU if you’re looking for some art

Ballet "when the teacher is looking" meme

you: Please, dr moreau. your unholy creations are an affront to god. creatures of land should not combine with creatures of the sea. a baby belongs with its mother sheep, not imprisoned within a pearlescent shell until you see fit to pry open its hinges dr moreau: clamb

Well sure I work at the consent factory but in a different department than where they actually manufacture the consent. I’m on a whole other floor.