Bryan

Whoever is behind @mobydickatsea.bsky.social is a goddamn genius. And I suppose Herman also deserves some of the credit 🐳

People think they have time. "Ah fuckit I meant to gracefully redeem myself but now my heart's stopped"

The most shadow banned post in the history of posts lol

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

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What a week.

Seeing the peahen and her kids having a drink this morning made me happy

I remind Americans you had a Revolution because you didn't want to pay tariffs on tea Now you have tariffs on everything, an illegal war which you are losing, your leader is on the Epstein List, and not only does the world hate you, it also thinks you are losers DO SOMETHING

Well done. #NoKings

Predictable #Oscars cartoon.

Instagram knows what's up

how we got here

The World Cup is being hosted by three countries and one of them has threatened to invade the other two

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

Golding

this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.

excited to award my kids the Burger King Peace Prize this weekend

Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.

Unfun Fact: The Klan was a pyramid scheme

US journalists not doing their job should get nominatef for the Kashoggi prize. It's like the Pulitzer price, only opposite.

I hope Qatar has the decency to use their own planes next time.

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Filming and asking for ID, famous tactics for overthrowing authoritarianism.

his father was unavailable for comment

No one knows exactly what was on the Venezuelan boat that was struck by the US military, but the fact that the strike was okayed by the president’s son suggests that there was no cocaine aboard.

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I thought DHS *didn't* like immigrants

You just know we’ll be screwed. My @smh @theage cartoon.

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

this guy is a menace

WSJ: “.. The crypto tycoons that previous administrations pursued for helping the U.S. government’s foes move their funds—Russian sanctions evaders, Islamic terrorist groups, Mexican drug cartels—are now doing business with the president and members of his inner circle.” www.wsj.com/finance/regu...

Sure, Kamala Harris would have have preserved our global power and domestic prosperity. But she would have done so as a Black woman. by Pete Hegseth and Stephen Miller

It's cute that the US is still claiming it's all Trump's fault and no-one can stomach the fact that their system* of government is permitting all this. "it's unconstitutional" they cry, waving their signs at buildings, as Trump golfs on.

This would be hard to explain if you had a time machine to visit 2010

Trump could not give less of a shit about the troops. can't even pretend to do it when he's got golfing to do

It’s 9am TFT time here, and citizens are already gathering to protest Tariffs by the United States. Our plain clothes Officer Penguins are attempting to maintain calm, but unfortunately we keep losing them in the crowd.

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YES YES YES!! We all need to be this courageous.