Paul Newman, Reply Guy

It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard…

Hug your kids, tell them you love them, shower them with affection. God knows we'd all be better off if Fred Trump had done that just once.

Well, it was fun until it wasn't

Big congrats to Trump for getting exactly what he wanted, ruining the fun for a bunch of people who don't like him

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

Zlatan and Thierry are the dynamic duo of this world cup

Looks like I've got a lifelong beef with Bosnia and Herzegovina

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Entirely too many Bosnians on the field

Two absolutely incredible shots from Mexico

Weird how this never applies to the Second Amendment.

I wish it were more broadly understood that Trump constantly and explicitly holds up his naked corruption *as a badge of honor* that his supporters are supposed to thrill to (and see benefit for themselves in). He thinks corruption is the highest form of winning.

in texas you'll go to prison longer for protesting ICE than raping children

That Will Farrell ad was a lot of fun

So much for wanting "world peace."

what is happening in Los Angeles County's ballot processing facility could not be more transparent.

When they go low we kick them in the face

“they had to shoot him because he had a gun” - the same people who have been bought and paid for by the gun lobby for decades

Everything is so dumb

Obey or die

This glib statement is all the more risible when you recall how many law enforcement officers used their vehicles as weapons against protesters in 2020... and how many Republican-dominated states *sought to legalize killing protesters with vehicles* as a reaction to the demonstrations

We...won?

Doomerism in January was cowardly preemptive surrender, but done at a time when the future was unknown. Doomerism in December is still cowardly preemptive surrender, but now also requires ignoring all the non-doomer things that have happened over the year.

Think I have conclusively demonstrated that the search tool for the limited release Epstein Files published so far by the Justice Department does not work

Donald the Dove strikes again!

Mini-Nate with the moral clarity that pedophilia is a horserace

One of my strongly held elder millennial beliefs is that my transactions of that size need to be made on Big Computer.

The centrists in the Senate Democratic caucus saw that the country was rallying to the party in the 2025 elections and resolved that they would do anything they could to kill that momentum.

lol Trump literally ran on fixing everything on day one and has spent the last few weeks telling us he ended 8 wars.

"The first couple of questions are easy, a tiger an elephant a giraffe"

My wife is making Indian for dinner and I gotta go to the store for bread to go with it. Call that a Naan Stop

in the Bible it says to help people only if they have papers and a Cigna plan

Remembering how the media reported that the Trump campaign not only denied intent to follow Project 2025, but insisted that anyone associated would be barred from the administration. @politico.com had a big piece about it.

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biting into a cookie thinking you're about to eat some delicious chocolate chips and ending up with raisins in your mouth?? devastating

The mortgage fraud claim against Lisa Cook is false, per documents obtained by Reuters. Bill Pulte's accusation, the sole pretext Trump used to fire her from the Fed, was that she claimed two homes as primary residence. These docs show she did not. www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...

this is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about, whatever you want to call it: the need to make it easier to build clean energy infrastructure. it's genuinely doable! other places are doing it!

Trump take game

Deeply embarrassing man, 10/10, no notes

Why? Why don't they know? Whose responsibility is it to ensure they know, how are those mechanisms failing, and what can we do to repair or replace them? Those are the questions those who believe in journalism as public service should be asking ourselves. Because 48% is a failing grade.