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denae benites with the first ever home run in WPBL history ⚾💨🥹

FIVE SECONDS TO HAMILTON FOR A FIRST LAP RACING INCIDENT?!?!?!?!!!?!!??!

It's "We want the old NASCAR back," till it's a driver that gets a taste of their own medicine and then it's "dats not fwair 👉👈"

I got to go to the Knicks parade AND finally witness the long time coming down fall of the absolute dickwad in IndyCar media all in one week?

Ross Chastain always at the scene of the crime 🧐 #nascar

Fuck Boston

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

I'm not worried. I am annoyed though if this is how we're playing the Hawks.

Horrible news out of Germany. Rest in peace, Juha Miettinen. #N24

Get this man into the Formula 1 pipeline now. The G forces will be fighting HIM.

Artemis II has opened my eyes. Too many people comfortable proudly stating they think the Earth is flat on social media. You all need to be taken in for psych evals - no way you're allowed to participate amongst society.

NGL they picked a great time to be as far from Earth as humanly possible

Forget other motorsports, I think Formula 1 fans would love baseball.

Daniel Dye has to be so mad that he doesn't even get to be the highest-profile sports figure dropped for homophobic remarks in the past 24 hours. Normally you can launch a right-wing grift off that, but Jaden Ivey is taking up all those posts instead.

But look how cute my cats are 🥹

Motorsports in the United States if national podcasts could shut the fuck up about Max Verstappen racing in an American racing series:

When did Threads become so hostile or is my stuff ending up on the wrong side? Like I can handle it, but I was taken aback for a second 🤣

Apple: Good morning! Do you want the full race or highlights? Me: Full race, please! Apple: Here is four hours of the entire fucking broadcast you now have to scroll through and find out when the race start is. No we don't have "skip to race start."

We're so back! #charlotteknights

I never need to watch a baseball game on Netflix ever again #openingnight #yankees

I'm so ready #openingnight #yankees

My F1 drivers of the day: - Verstappen: P20 - P6 - Bearman: P7 - kept it clean and out performed a teammate - Lindblad: LOVED the fire in this kid. Incredible start to his F1 career. - Leclerc: what a race start, clean battles, good tire management. Race was a 7 out of 10!

Aston Martin’s 2026 nightmare is a series of dominoes falling. Honda "quitting" F1 then changing their minds, late start to development, AM has never operated at the level they’re attempting (many more I can't fit.) Newey is "easy" to blame but this was mismanaged up and down and across. #formula1

I can't believe a man shitting his pants on national TV got me one point in my community's Survivor fantasy game. #survivor50

Got my scorebook for the season from Numbers Game! They asked what your favorite team is during the order process and the card is a nice touch! Needed something smaller to throw into my crossbody and this is the perfect size.

Ghosts 1 Sweden 0 #menshockey #olympics

The juxtaposition of me being in the dumbest meeting and Pumpernickel taking the coziest nap on this Monday 😭

I think as a society we've evolved past the need of the slam dunk contest. #nbaallstarweekend

I don't know how but that start was somehow Austin Hill's fault #nascar

Justice for Auston Matthews - he was in a Danish cross-check sandwich #olympics #hockey

What playing on the Islanders does to someone #nhl #hockey

guys idk but after 4.8 billion years of the same thing happening every time I'm starting to think Fernando Alonso might be a bit shit at car development

This is how your email finds me:

*whispers during my Monday team meeting* Pitchers and catchers start reporting this week to spring training

Mr.Beast and Slack is at least half of the horsemen of the apocalypse #superbowlLX

The set design for this is awesome

Hans Zimmer when there’s a new Christopher Nolan movie coming out AND it’s an Olympic figure skating year

Hilary Knight 🇺🇸 is now tied 3 ways for most Olympic Hockey Goals #IceHockey #USA #MilanoCortina2026 #Olympics #WinterOlympics #WinterOlympics2026

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Bless their hearts. #winterolympics www.reuters.com/sports/ioc-h...

Pikes Peak entry list drop! Love seeing Laura Hayes, Lori Unser, Robb Holland, Katherine Legge and Emelia Hartford. #pikespeak #motorsports

Oh wow, look, women wearing neck guards and not complaining about it. #olympics #womenshockey

The @thepwhl.com has been an absolute gift. The players are in midseason form, they all play against each other - these early games are fantastic to watch. #olympics #womenshockey

The Cadillac F1 merch being Fanatics is so truly American 🤣 IYKYK

Max Verstappen wouldn’t have run out of fuel at Bowman Gray.

Clint - we can't be starting the "best drivers in the world," propaganda this early using THIS race as an example 😭 #nascar

I cannot have Ty Gibbs win the first race of the season #nascar

Ross Chastain always at the scene of the crime 🧐 #nascar