Alex Stemcell 🏳️‍🌈

Pivoting to a New Project: How to Procrastinate Indefinitely While Still Feeling Productive (1/?)

Shout out to this thing you can do in games with a fixed jump arc

YOU HAD AI CODE THE GAME FROM THE BOOK THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW TO CODE FROM IM BECOMING THE JOKER

// Shin Megami Tensei | 真・女神転生 // Mega CD #SMT #megacd #segacd #crt

If this were me, you would not be able to torture this story out of me

City Hunter (1993)

Games Need More Homoeroticism

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

love when people ask "is [this thing] like [other thing]" when it's immediately obvious they don't know shit about [other thing]

the Tacoma Narrows Bridge (1940)

alien isolation game where you play jonsey

Listen people with the closure of Bioware it is of vital importance that we step up and make queer alien fucker action RPGs now more than ever.

masturbating is just orgasmslop you only like it cause it makes you feel good

It’s almost cute how Tim Sweeney thinks he’s sharing worthwhile information when he tweets

My favorite BioWare memory isn't a game, it's interviewing the Doctors at GDC 2008. Rather than talk up their own work, they wanted to gush about Eternal Sonata—how someone turned their Chopin obsession into an RPG. Their excitement over using games for personal expression seems extra poignant today

"i sold a number of games that someone would use it as a cryptographic key" used to mean something.

OMG that's sick as fuck

Laplace's Demon (1987) was a horror-themed RPG by Hummingbird Soft first released for the PC-88 and 98 in Japan and later, for the Super Famicom in 1995. Set in 1924, players choose a profession then embark on an investigation with others to the haunted mansion, Weathertop Hall. (a ghostly thread)

Diminish an anime Ranma 1/5

in this era of everyone willingly shitting in their own pants, it's silly to demand someone shit in a toilet. I no longer use a toilet, it's so much more convenient to just do it in my pants. I shit in my pants before there was this "groupthink consensus" that it's bad to do that

"dont worry, we didn't use LLMs for real art, like writing, or graphics, or sound, we only used it for dumb gross useless basic shit like programming" always the funnest thing to read as a programmer, as someone whose whole career is based on code, whose handwritten library changed the industry etc

game idea: decklike roguebuilder

The Dead of the Brain re-release coming out soon lets you swap on the fly between any soundtrack from its various releases and it also includes the PC Engine sound effects as a toggle, this is insane and a very good sign for future PC-98 ports.

I've seen your steam backlogs. Many of you should be hosting a Previous Fest.

Candidates need to run ads declaring “The US Government Won’t Let You See Your Precious Umas”

Nordrhein-westfälische Pizza ist die Pizza aller Zeiten

The two genders

Of course playing Visual Novels takes immense skill. Do you know how hard it is for gamers to read?

in bloodstained a villager solemnly asks you to retrieve mementos she can bury with her neighbors slain by demons. one such memento is a really good sword dropped by a specific enemy, and in exchange she gives you a pair of clown shoes that squeaks with every step. this is the essence of video games

Some people think that their art can't change the world, and they're wrong. Your art can make a lot of people on the internet really, really horny

Time to go to work in the shit factory!

Being John Malkovich for Tax Purposes

*tough guy voice* you better put your mouth where my mouth is

'My nuts' ('balls' ('testicles')) are conscious. They can distinguish between 'self' and 'environment,' they can detect and report on their own internal states, and they can suffer. I have no more patience for hedging on this matter. It’s time for you to face the reality and 'suck on them.'

151 - Small Meeting Rooms * The larger meetings are, the less people get out of them. But institutions often put their money and attention into large meeting rooms and lecture halls.

Incredible two posts to see back-to-back

[Bursting into newsroom] STOP THE PRESSES

I'm sorry, an AI guy telling you "The wool is being pulled over your eyes" while simultaneously owning a huge ass yarn factory will never not be funny. You're literally part of the problem my guy.