extraterrestrial 📡

i'm an atheist but non monogamous relationships are a stain on god's good earth

can i be a white male democrat or do i need another qualifier

i'm not going to be a part of your shadow harem

InfoWarriors, these calming frequencies are PROVEN to give you the strength you need to defeat your enemies!

🚨GLOVES OFF🚨 Tim and his ex duke it out on air. InfoWarriors, it's time to weigh in: who deserves that horse?

this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me

DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.

everyone on my bsky dot app is from new york?

why booger only smell after picking

MY NEIGHBOR IS A 12-5AM GAMER

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

it's getting so expensive to fill up the tub every night

Internal White House meetings going on, like, "Hopefully the racism will distract from the pedophilia which will distract from the killings which will distract from the pedophilia again which will distract from the economy which will distract from the pedophilia a third time"

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rich people reading the news to their followers

you gotta admit he's pretty powerful for his size

another brutal takedown from none other than jerry

fucking brilliant

alltrails on mobile is a useless website

Personally I don't think we should let the president make the entire country a safe space for himself

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

Wow

elementary school teachers: what if we make all the kids do something REALLY ENTERTAINING

big changes (ft. @zanelittle.com) #animation #flipnote #3ds

retreating

The FBI concludes that Jeffery Epstein was just the world’s most misunderstood party planner.

Democracies use government as an instrument for the common good. Using a tax bill to destroy and deny health care for 17 million of our people is a sign of authoritarianism.

raskin is the hero we need but do not deserve

late 90s baked lighting + nearest texture sampling is the best

My favorite person I knew was a double Haji. I will tale a halal world over the fucking goon squad we got right now.

Curbing Republican forum-shopping to MAGA judges is a big plus — we do fine with normal judges; they have to go find their MAGA plants.

Ohh that's RICH @ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

This is tonight. At UFC fight in NJ. While deploying national guard.

you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

what will i discover today?

i want to have fun on the internet

HNNNGGGG

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

Trump’s own voters are turning on him.

Inspiring: this coal miner slowly drowning on the mucus from his own black lungs on a bench outside a rural health clinic recently shut down by Elon Musk is glad he never had to send an email for work

my god

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.