Jess

I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.

This is the dril candles tweet

the washington free beacon is trying to october surprise abdul by revealing his comms chief used to post bangers

WNBA ASS OFFICIATING (in the Wolves game)

FREE BASKETBALL

Dueling national anthems.

The “Under 4 Player Development” guy at the party I went to Saturday was scarily accurate in his depiction of youth sports…

FYI The Hawks have not been in the NBA Finals since they left St. Louis

every bit of this is painful and sad, really

Figure of a Child Seated atop a Pig, 2nd–1st B.C, 📸 by @tomnweston

Before 8 am is too early for grocery store parking lot screaming matches.

Oh come on.

Still feel like garbage emotionally, but I did get to see a very large dog eating a pup cup. So that's not terrible.

Old man at the bar asked if I wanted him to sketch me and I said sure why not. He flipped through his sketch book and everyone looked great! And then I saw mine and lived this moment. I was having a bad enough day as it was.

Someone is playing a kazoo at the bar.

Just moved down a seat at the bar so the Brewers fans could see the TV better. I'm nice!

I am struck by the irony. bsky.app/profile/mayo...

🐺

A man said it to me at a beer festival in Brussels.

Cannot put my rage into words.

YouTube is on one tonight. Throwing me an Augie March video? I've never seen this in my life! (I do love this song)

HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL

Glad to see Nandor the Relentless back with the Magic.

they should invent an ‘asking your friends to come to a casual dinner on your birthday’ that doesn’t feel like being a prey animal

“storied franchise” lol

This Philly comeback is crazy.

Bold of this dude to be hitting on a woman who is with her parents.

Showing folks at the bar a picture that describes my essence...

Searching through @floyding.bsky.social media tab to find high school pictures to see if my friend remembers him from high school.

My nose is too sensitive today. Everyone stinks.

That was fast! Klipy approved the gif in 10 minutes, it's now live and searchable on Bluesky.

It's titty press day, and you know what that means! Annual sighting of Sure deodorant in the wild!

wait a democrat is polling +3 in montana’s congressional race and he is a smokejumper that looks like this? why has no one told the thirsty masses?

Told the fella he was mean to me in my dreams last night and he apologized. That's a new one.

Up 30 and Ant is still mad and talking shit. I love this team!

Stop showing me Kim Mulkey's leathery-ass face!

the timberwolves

a personal thank you to all of you joining in

It's a Too Much Blush day. I need armor to deal with the office today.

The Abduction of Persephone, by Nicola Maria Rossi, early 18th c