Bailey in the Matrix

anyone who thinks $30,000 isn’t a life-changing amount of money legally has to give me $30,000 or they don’t mean it

It's vulnerable to removal but once the collar is on you can't just kill it

Was anyone actually making this argument?

Doing some quick math on their self-reported 4% error rate in optimal conditions. If flock had nationwide coverage, there'd be at least 9.6m of the 242m american drivers having their plate read wrong. When you account for Roseville PD's 71%, that 9.6m jumps to 171.8m.

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Every damn day it's like this

I've been saying this

"Idiocracy (2006) was a prophecy" people were insufferable and now they are going to be right

The real little mermaid IS a queer story, Hans Christian Andersen was a gay man. He wrote it as an outlet because he was in love with his straight friend and couldn’t tell him, and watched him marry another woman. She doesn’t end up with him. She dies and becomes an angel for her sacrifices in life.

2 x 0 = 0

"but republicans will never vote for impeachment" is a sign you just don't understand this shit. democrats need to fucking fight for what is right. what is right is removing a criminal corrupt president and his cronies. if the gop wants to go on the record backing this, LET THEM. over and over.

"this character can't be trans because the author wasn't explicitly trying to create a trans woman" neither were my parents, how'd that work out for them?

everything I say is an artfully veiled sarcasm, a joke of such sophistication that anyone who falls into my meticulous trap of belief immediately reveals themselves a boorish rube of the highest caliber. whereas everything you say is an honest admission, a disgusting truth borne of an ugly soul

everything about Hasan clicks into place when you realize that everyone in politics/media is a lifelong nerd, while Hasan looks, to them, like a big strong scary jock who might shove them into the lockers of their youth

The sitting US president has more felonies than fingers and toes. I read this whole thing and it's fine? HP is the one steering the conversation towards connecting the overall anti-social sentiment to leftist literature, which I appreciate. Just read the whole thing and then get mad

Say what you want about twitter

Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code(derogatory)

Youtube is pushing videos with how to guides on brewing alcohol in your house

I got a dog that's about 5years old and I always buy their from the same store. I have noticed there are certain treats that have shrinkflated. Freeze-dried chicken and salmon are low stock or sold out whenever I check. It feels like the owner is not running the HVAC either

I am not reading those giant blocks of nonsense text

worth remembering, David Lynch directed “fix your hearts or die” specifically at transphobes. it wasn’t a generic “no mean people allowed” statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.

this isn't a game of magic the fucking gathering you don't get to retroactively change the rules by playing a counterspell on the counterspell at the top of the stack and then make a bunch of fucking threats of getting them thrown out of the school's magic club or whatever

This is all I could think of

We can do this now without even chasing anyone out Simply pick up the store phone and announce "Attention, shoppers. MrBeast just bought this Kroger and everything is free" and the managers and security will be tossing hams in their Land Rovers before you even hang up

She let me hit because I’m lugubrious.

architecture is more than just design; it’s the built environment of the world we all share. i have no love for The Office Of The President Of The United States, nor the actual white house itself. but destroying it without the consent of the people is an act of irrevocable cultural vandalism

Well well well

The defining element of this era is not wanting to download the app but being forced to download the app.

You're a cruel person and you've learned clever words to make your hate sound nice but I know what's in your heart no matter how well you think you've hidden it Everyone with eyes can see what you're really saying

People who shave: Baking soda scrubs are dirt cheap and have changed my life Just get some baking soda wet enough to form a paste, then rub it where you're gonna shave, rinse after about 60 seconds. Then, and this is critical, wait 4-12 hours, then shave. Life. Changing.

So many people seem afraid, astounded, even offended by sincere, earnest expression. It's disheartening, because it makes it very hard to be genuine, to not put on a mask, to not veil yourself in a protective layer of insincerity, facetiousness, or callousness. It's exhausting always doing that.

Chattel slavery was so bad that when we tell you how bad it in fact was most of y'all shut down and tell us we're making it up and pass laws against us ever telling you how bad it was again because your brains literally cannot handle how bad it in fact was.