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Lately online, I've been gettting caught in my thoughts about not being forward enough about myself, or give others enough reason to think I'm botty or some other bullshit So to curb that here's me at a Culver's last year getting Darude Sandstorm-ed. Happy Monday.

[through tears] where he goin chuck

Salute, Ernie Johnson. 🫡 Definitely one of the best to ever do it.

so many Ford Quality Care Service Ford Credit Ford.. so little time

Learning things today about the New England WR room and potential correlations to AJ Brown lollllllllllllllllllll

Hey it's your pal @jonbois.bsky.social. He is not particularly afraid of Salt Lake City

He's staring at me.

Rally US host city announced ahead of WRC return #WRC

That’s where the k-cup goes

Music added

Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

watching football

Wow.

FURIOUS REF PERSONAL FOUL FLAG THROW FROM THE TURF

Holy fuck, those Riley Herbst hits

HUGE CRASH! Logano is upside down! Hocevar, Jones, Zilisch and more involved!

what is the purpose of the tennessee titans

It’s a reasonable assumption that the best team in the Big Ten and the best team in the SEC have the inside track to meet in the National Championship. Right now that’s UCLA and Kentucky. In Football.

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GROK IS THIS REAL?!?

I’m All Your’n 🎶

When the US Patent Office informs you that someone already invented truck nuts.

How bad can it b---- oh no

the political ads are out of control

HOW BOUT THIS ONE? TOUCHDOWN KENTUCKY! 📺- SEC Network

UCF gets the win

flipped over to Fox to watch the World Series pregame and have instead been treated to the stupidest football game i have ever seen, which i mean as a wonderful compliment

A train leaves Orlando headed north at a speed of 57 mph. At the same time, a van leaves Provo heading east at 72 mph. If Scott Frost summons Ggronlip, The Eater of Time, where will the train and the van intersect?

this is one of the dumbest game endings I've ever seen. beautiful

The last minute of BYU-UCF

What the hell is happening at the end of UCF-BYU

Bill Belichick is now tied for the third longest tenured FBS head coach in the state of North Carolina Manny Diaz (Duke) and Blake Harrell (ECU) are tied for first, having started in 2024

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

Same sport as Indiana-Michigan, allegedly

86 combined points in this one and still an entire quarter to go by the way.

If you aren't paying attention to this game, you're guilty of Riceism and will be shunned on Bluesky dot app

REAL. BALL.

“Liberals” being “the new racists” implies that conservatives were already the racists. Even in their fantasy world, they’re racists

roses are red, Cookie Monster’s blue,

Watching Football @jonbois.bsky.social

We have a goalpost cam We have a doink from the goalpost cam