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the problem with spending time around puppy girls is that they get to announce their presence in a room by barking and i'm supposed to, what, just say hello???
Rika Pokemon, from Pokemon Scarlet/Violet
at first sight baby. she would eat me up and spit me out but 1. she'd be nice about it and 2. DAMN would i make a meal out of whatever she's got in those slim cut pants first
NZ-666 Kshatriya, from Gundam Unicorn
"how do you fuck a mech" i hear you ask. foolish. point one, my girl thicc as hell, so jot that down. crush a GM head between those thighs. two, this is a newtype use mobile suit so it's got a sick psycommu array that can easily mindfuck-or-anything-else to me.
Late entry: Dark Samus, from Metroid Prime 2-3
Samus is a free space for any trans women. Dark Samus is a *thinking* woman's gender envy target. There is *not* a human under there, that *is* the skin baby lets goooooooooooo
I'm a firm believer that you can tell when a given artist sees teto as 15 and when they see her as 31. furthermore i lowkey think the latter produces better art
Sage made some glue art of Metal by gluing Metal to some paper. im so proud of her artistic endeavors. her brother isn't so thrilled but hey everyones a critic.
Italian officials are trying to identify a young woman who was filmed kissing, humping, and grinding against a statue of Bacchus, the God of wine and sensuality, in Florence over the weekend.
Daughter, from Warframe
I'm counting this as the first of the non-humanoid bonus ones because I'm not imagining she's been removed from the wall or the mutant plant stuff for this. Because I'm not a fucking coward
Hraesvelgr, from critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV, with free trial up to level 60 including award-winning expansion Heavensward.
angel dragon daddy. big and fluffy. will be gentle with me. might let me sleep in his wings or tail after. pure upside
Garuda, from Warframe.
Fun fact. the fanart linked (by the ever-wonderful Koyorin) is the entire reason I started playing warframe again during the panini
Cassandra Cain, from Batgirl (among other things).
I'm pretty sure her body reading means that she's textually one of the best lays in the DC universe and also she could kick my ass which is a definite plus
Y'shtola Rhul, from Critically Acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV, with free trial up to level 60 including award-winning expansion Heavensward.
Yeah she's the basic choice, so what. cat witch domme, fuck off
Kiyohime, from Fate/Grand Order.
look its fine, she loves me, she said so, all i have to do is be honest, yeah i know she burned her last boyfriend to death but look what we have is special it's FINE
Zero, from the Mega Man Zero games.
I want this twink obliterated. This little femboy death machine drives me fucking insane I want to put his ass in a miniskirt and devour him whole
Ceto, from Path to Nowhere.
Despite appearances, Ceto is a socially starved virgin and if I treat and touch her correctly she *will* call me Mommy without a second thought.
Shin, from Path to Nowhere. I promise I'm limiting myself to these two.
Eldritch tentacle mommy who actively loves being corrupted by her madness and the otherworldly forces that inflicted it upon her. She literally asks you, in-game, if you wanna know what those tentacles do. What's not to love
dreamt i was trying to leave for errands but at least two distinct, literal horror movie setups threatened to start while i was out, so i had to stay home and stop them
it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that