Barry Crain

okay, let's do the thing

Necessary to cover this song at least youtu.be/kSQ8tZ35t4U

Awful Man Offers Witty, Acerbic Take On Everything He Sees https://theonion.com/awful-man-offers-witty-acerbic-take-on-everything-he-s-1819570846/

dying at cheryl hines yelling "bobby, please!!!" in the background

NEW — My first true foray into AI haterdom is about how those of us not convinced by AI’s inevitability are a real constituency worthy of a voice. Give it a read:

The Handbasket is good stuff as a matter of course, but this one is a barn burner. Every paragraph before an image insert or support link feels like it's tying a bow on the thing, but you keep scrolling and she just keeps on tearing into it.

"well I bet you wouldn't find it so funny if it happened to YOU" ma'am you have wildly misjudged my sense of humor

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Trump holds an impromptu press conference on his ballroom construction: "You can see the very large piping and the other things. It's a very complex building. It's all knit together. The roof goes with the ground floor. The ground floor goes with the roof. The roof also goes down into the basement"

love when you log on and every post is referencing something invisible that sounds insane like "if dogs and the cats are the same explain catnip, YOU CAN'T" and you have to decide to either give up your whole day swimming in the nonsense pool or turn off your wifi and let the earth reclaim you

Accidentally got flavored Triscuits again

It’s ok to stand solemnly at a concert not moving but if you push your way up through the crowd and then give dirty looks to people near your new location who are dancing and smiling, fuck you 😊

me, making choices in the Criterion Closet: this is amazing. ok first off where do you keep the DVD players

People need to get with the program and realize that classism isn’t just disgusting it is fatal poison to solidarity and necessary organizing against fascism. Fucking knock that fucking shit off.

This is reaching people who aren't familiar with me and they're saying "what we should is tax the rich more" and yes! that's been my work for a decade now! sign up here to get weekly updates including actions you can take www.familiesoverbillionaires.org

I know it feels like making calls and sending emails doesn't do anything but offices do note what they're hearing about and it really can make a difference. It's worth the 2 minutes it will take to do it!

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

i have so, so many furious things to say about this but just to scream about one: when corporations declare themselves able to decide what art is or not made specifically for getting off, they are absolutely going to use that power to target even the tamest of queer art first.

AI: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. LAST REMAINING HUMANS: Why are you like this? AI: Don't blame me, blame Harlan Ellison.

i never really bought into the whole 'these fucks are a death cult' narrative but these fucks are a death cult

He's a

“We need a strong Republican party” is a psychopathic thing to say at this point. And in my opinion at ANY point in recent decades. But now? Straight-up saying hey friends, we still need a lot of fascism, a lot of racism. It’s necessary. C’mon guys. We need a destroyed Republican party. Ashes.

Jesus. Did that sergeant at arms walk there directly from the Pettus Bridge? The hair, the whole look, everything. Make the photo B&W, and you wouldn't know if it was 2026 or 1965. And the reasons are the same. And the fight's the same. Confederacy and Jim Crow lost before. They'll lose again.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but wealthy pedos are eating babies

no to antidepressants, yes to skin cancer: we're not here to tell you how to live your life, we just want to help you end it

Kennedy's goal here is consistent with all of his other policies aimed at undermining proven health interventions: he believes the people who benefit from them are defective and he wants them culled from the population. It's comic book villain logic, specifically Viltrumite logic.

I want so badly to enjoy the met gala as a display of interpretive art, but since most attendees either can not understand or willfully ignore the gala's theme, I am forced to view it as simply a horror of wealth

Frankly, I would prefer not to see the baby

That’s right Donald I put him in the hospital with socialist voodoo and it’s coming for you next

Thelonious Monk by Denys Cowan. #comics #art #music

This really is it.

i don't like to complain about woke but my kid and his friends can't even bring nunchucks to class and when i went to school the principal beat you with nunchucks if you didn't go to class and they made a jim belushi movie about him

Oh hey thanks for the invite but I bought a bag of potato chips to bring to an event later this week so my weekend is completely full thinking about how I currently possess but am not yet supposed to eat those potato chips.

The real headline is that House Republicans and 14 terrible Dems just voted to deny access to SNAP to millions of people. Do not let any one of these fuckers tell you they're pro-life. They want people to starve and suffer & their votes repeatedly prove it. Here's the list of shitty Dems, btw

me: violence is never the answer my detox herbal teabag:

Like a local serial killer with poor follow through, @mauraquint.bsky.social joins us, and is USING THE POND. Also: Mom's time-travel emotional vampirism, jamming to Sister Hazel, pizza selfishness, ALANIS and getting Long Pond Syndrome from lurking in open barns. Smell a shirt, it's Y2K party time!

if I had a gorilla that size, I'd name him Captain Lou Albino

They killed the Voting Rights Act today. Let's stop giving them our fucking money. Join the May Day Eve Cancel Party tomorrow and stop giving so many of your dollars to right wing billionaires. www.mobilize.us/indivisiblen...

not sure why people have such a hard time abandoning problematic creators. I already hate half the shit I like

NERD INFERNO IS OUT TODAY! I was so busy yesterday I never posted the last daily excerpt. A day late, here's a panel from Dork #9 (2001), part of the "How to Get Sued" series. The Nerd Inferno Omnibus collects The Eltingville Club, Milk & Cheese and Dork. Published by @darkhorse.com BUY IT, FFS!

FOLKS, a MILLION GIRLS would KILL to guest on this episode of @boxofficegross.bsky.social! We were honored to be joined by the great @mauraquint.bsky.social to discuss THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA in the days leading up to the release of its legacy follow-up! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

It’s a rough gig, being The Bride of Home Depot Rubber Frankenstein

Today I wrote about our grotesque cultural flat-eartherism, an apparently regretful Dave Chappelle, an apparently apologetic Tucker Carlson, and the pressing need to use discernment if we would change a culture of abuse into a culture of healing. www.the-reframe.com/incredible-c...

The grind never sleeps. The hardest working entertainers in show business are back at it again. Except Ron. with special guest @mauraquint.bsky.social

sick of reading bad news

meh. some lol. but mostly, meh.