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Ushering a golden age

He's working real hard at killing Americans. Odd goal for a Health Secretary, but we live in strange times.

When you have a president who wears fake tan why RFK’s policy such a surprise

Same doofus that almost definitely tells people to not wear sunscreen

That tapeworm did a real job on him.

At this rate the current administration is going to put The Onion out of business

I wish he’d clear the jizz from his throat before he speaks. #rfk❤️trumpsjizz

Does he avoid all mirrors? I had to take off my glasses during his confirmation hearing. Eww!

The way he dies is gonna be so much funnier than all the other kennedys

Impatiently waiting for him to die of consumption or something that people typically died from in the 1800s.

So they can all look like RFK,Jr.??? Look at his fucking skin.

He wants to take away my medicine because he thinks "my lifestyle" makes me bipolar but he's okay with kids turning themselves into fried chicken

Un-effing-believable. Get this charlatan out of our health decisions. Vote blue, in every election.

He wants to make sure there are no tan lines on the girls for their “job interviews” at Mar A Lago.

This is what you get when you put a former heroin addict in charge of something! Why are we also surprised?

I thought this was The Onion at first. No, it's much worse.

Good to see that the HHS Secretary is keeping his eye on the prize

When will RFK Jr clear a path for minor’s to shoot up heroin?

Heroin is a miracle drug. Just look how healthy RFK Jr is.

This administration is such a clown car of incompetence and grifting.

Hey kids. Now you too can turn your face into a catcher’s mitt by the time you turn 21.

Is this the Onion? I can't tell anyone. 😬

He tans everyday, welcome to the 1980s again and skin cancer.

I think that RFK Jr. is addicted to creating policies that will cause people to suffer and die.

Knowing what we know, why are there tanning beds at all?

If anyone deserves cancer it’s this piece of shit.

Cigs and needles!

Exactly

Then we arrest him on January 20 29 and charge him with 1st Degree Murder and seek the Death Penalty, no Pardons Honored No Immunity Honored

two things can be true

Big Pharma after the spike in skin cancer:

cheryl has requested a kid leather coat to go with her kid leather boots...and kid leather purse after all, she's a matching accessory

I honestly can no longer discern fact from fiction, seems they're completely interchangeable. The world is now so fucking weird.

He looks as if he lives in a tanning bed

Cigarettes now mandatory in catholic high schools. Jesus smokes Marlboros

the worm strike again

Love killing kids. Huge fan

What a cunt.

Check the contributions. Bet you find some piddling sum that justifies giving the whole country skin cancer. americansuntanning.org

a lot of entrepreneurs own tanning salons this will be really good for their businesses

Yes kids you too can have skin like his if you follow his skincare routine ✨️

"I'm allowed to do anything I want and you can't stop me, Mom!"

Why

How does it even occur to him to do this?

Oh how very #MAHA. Skin cancer for kids! 🤦🏽‍♀️🫩

Kennedy is just plain nuts.

Why don't they want to be white?

Let’s gooooooo!!!

Actual leather face championing them isn’t very surprising.

Weird weird man.

No, no, no!

They don’t. It was a big deal to ban their use. Teens do what teens think seems cool

Taking health advice which could affect your skin from a man that looks like he grew up in Chernobyl. What could go wrong?

The Secretary of Harm has a duty to spread skin cancer. bsky.app/profile/lati...

Leathery weirdo wants more teens in the booths around him. Nothing to see here

Is this satire? You can't tell reality from a vintage Twilight Zone movie anymore. 2026 sucks. 🥴

He wants every child remade in his leathery image…

Make America Orange Again

picture of health

I don't know if RFK is a motherfucker, but I have the impression that he's a typical dadfucker, because his father's memory will be forever tarnished by his son's bullshit.

He will likely only be there for 4 years. But in 20 years there is going to be so much cancer because of him.

FFS. I have had melanoma. It’s no joke. They are deliberately trying to kill our children.

Now they can tan while vaping . Kennedy sure is for healthy kids!

They like to rape the darker ones.

I wonder how much of his skin is just various animal genitalia.

Okay but what if we curse the living corpse so that it sounds like a garbage disposal when it wails in hunger for the souls of the damned? Would that help

Convicted felon president, corpse Health Sec. Good job, republicans

Omg i bust out laughing

How many people will he kill through skin cancer in the future —and he's caused all this damage in just one year.

What is it with this nutter?

Missing the word "outrageous" in this headline

#idiocracy #kakistocracy

Why? Why? Why?

He wants everyone to look orange just like his master Trump!

takes away cancer research for kids, then tells them to use tanning beds, hmmm

Skin cancer for teens is an interesting choice.

I've seen first hand what metastatic melanoma does to a person and how fast it is. There is no amount of vanity or vitD worth that.

Exactly

wait- is RFK Jr just 3 middleschoolers in a tanning booth?

So now everyone can turn orange.

And it's about time. You don't want a middle schooler to take off her underwear and have tan lines when you're in the White House Ballroom.

The president and his supporters don't like to see tan lines on the children they rape.

Maga is the new orange ☹️🤦🏻‍♀️

what the fuck is wrong with RFK Jr??? (that’s a rhetorical question)

He is an idiot.

Oh FFS!!

Finally someone is helping babies get a base youtu.be/ThXobwhAwO4?...

The things he does for the Epstein Class

Has this guy ever met a bad idea, and wasn't like, fuck yeah I want to do that????

Leatherface is lonely.

This is staggering. Remember just a handful of years ago when tanning was described as "the new smoking" in terms of the carcinogenic dangers? Of course, just one look at RFK Jr. tells us all we need to know about his thinking on the subject. This regime gets every. single. thing wrong.

He wants the kids to look as burnt as he is. He and this administration cares about no one including your kids.

Kids sweeping chimneys anyone …

jfc that loser is fucking a loon

Dude that looks like an old leather couch is trying make everyone look like one too

RFK’s skin is not a good advertisement for his skincare expertise

the worm demon is pushing fruit flavored e-cigs and tanning beds for kids yaknow on top of dismantling vaccination and bringing back plague times, cause why not

Have to post this again 🤣 Never gets old (sorry - no source)

😱😱

Not surprised a man who looks like a leathery hotdog is a fan of tanning beds

Hey kids, here are some matches. Go play!

They should put his face on warning stickers outside the tanning salons.

This guy is a danger to us all.

Because he looks so good😜

everything ratfucker jr knows about medicine

It's like, instead of just walking the children out of town, the Piper made each of the townsfolk sacrifice a child in the town square

Whhhhyyyyy

Kids too can look like a dried up old catchers mitt just like RFK, Jr.

Ah yes, tanning beds for minors. The squeaky wheel of American health needing grease.

I'm not taking skincare guidance from a guy who looks like a California Raisin in jeans.

I prefer hidden camera reality show for aliens. Where the director occasionally interjects with the story.

It was a weasel of some sort! Hahaha it was recently the 10 year anniversary of that and I had a conversation about it last week. I have long said that this is all CERN's fault. They started smashing particles together and clearly sent us to an alternate reality. I'm mostly kidding...

Wow. RFK Jr. is the entire moron package. I can't imagine a worse pick for any position relating to health.

How is this not gender affirming care?

Evil.

What a fucking moron.

Yes...yes...follow skin health advice from a guy who looks like he pulls the cocaine-laced gravel from inside his throat each night and rubs it all over his face. He knows what's good for you.

fucking nurgle cultist

They do this to sexualize children, by the way. The party of "gotta protect the kids" continues endangering kids for their own gratification. Will y'all keep letting them?

I thought these guys didn't want any more brown babies