Ben Worcester

Things going great over at CBS...

Honest question… are the rallies now just Trump complimenting mens jawlines and asses while YMCA is playing on a loop

NEW AD: Have you seen these anti-Talarico attack ads? Elon Musk paid for nearly all of them. The world's first trillionaire knows if he drags the most corrupt politician in Texas across the finish line, Ken Paxton will owe him everything. Elon Musk: Texas is not for sale.

Crazier than a dragon that eats cars? I’ll believe it when I see it

We can't eat road salt.

The Trump family runs the government, and the government pays the Trump family. This is not a coincidence – it's deep corruption that never would have been tolerated before a convicted felon took over the White House. Vote against all Republicans.

Anyone get the sense this is all lining up perfectly for the next Democratic administration to inherit a pile of economic shit…

While all these other frontier models are out here committing cyber crimes, Grok standing on business churning out nudes

there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant

80 seems to be a magic number these days... 🤞

It's almost as if silicon valley saw the Mike Judge show Silicon Valley and said "hold my Soylent..."

"Have you heard of this guy they got down in Georgia? Smelly John Ossoff. I like to call him ASSoff. John ASSoff. They say he smells! Almost as bad as the Stinky Democrats."

Boning up on my MAGNVS to prepare for the future

The icon indicators on the Apple weather app suck

Got this @a24movies.bsky.social book and it looks great! Wonderful selection of movies, each with little “warning flag” callouts for violence, language, etc. But… The Brave Little Toaster not having ANY callouts?! If that’s a bit of trolling for the ‘heads out there, all I can do is tip my cap.

getting sued and losing billions for election lies really sharpens the fox’s nose for sour grapes

The Las Vegas skyline from Blade Runner 2049 vs the Toronto skyline from right now.

Make America shit again

RIP

this, for me, is the defining Lindsey Graham statement

Platner 4 Prez! We have not had this qualified a candidate since 2015

A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.

How fucking sick would it be if Trump gets struck by lightning tonight

Sometimes the matrix lets up for a second and gives you a little peek...

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Happy pride month

Happy birthday you old sack of shit

Please god let this close the portal to Hell the Cubs opened in 2016

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

Reason #1,000,000,000,000 why we should tax the rich.

NYT's house style makes its coverage of Trump administration stuff sometimes feel like those Monty Python skits where they do a documentary or news style serious narration about something objectively goofy

lol Larry David sitting next to Zaslav

“I’m Kid Rock.” “I’m Naomi Wolf.” “I’m Kanye West.” “I’m Matt Taibbi.” “I’m Catturd. Those stories, plus Rob Schneider, tonight on 60 Minutes.”

"Head-spinning"

Is there a market for when trumps hand falls off

“I must to HAND it to you sir… that was quite the BRUISING remark”

Listen, I've been saying this since day 1... every school needs a ballroom

Can we talk more about how Trumps fat fragile cankles gave out on him after standing up from a chair and how great it was watching him collapse into a big frumpy pile of cheap trump brand factory made tuxeo crap

Just vibecoded my own bank It’s so over fam!!