Bertie Barber

Listen to this Brit explain exactly what happened in Brazil.

So happy for Harry Kane. Well deserved for a great guy.

being welsh is great, it's like being english but with plausible deniability

It's this simple ...

Sign now: weownit.org.uk/StopTheBailout

For the next 5 months, let's make it Greenwich Nice Time

Obama should do a photo op at a Cheesecake Factory in a tan suit while eating a burger topped with Dijon mustard.

I hope they give Melania the Nobel Peace Prize. For the lolz.

I'm very tired and very angry. Free to read.

Artist: Captain Howdy https://b3ta.com/board/11432411 From the 'Kids TV Horror' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/kidstvhorror/popular/ #KidsTVHorror

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Last year, the studio I work in ran a game of Traitors in the run up to Christmas on Gchat. They've asked me to make an app out of it. I think it works but I need someone to test it for me. If you think you can get a group together to play it and fancy being a test Claudia for me let me know…

Americans, please don’t worry about your child coming home from school a different sex. Worry about your child not coming home from school because they were shot to death.

And while I’m here Leave trans people alone 🏳️‍⚧️

Underwhelmed, Overwhelmed, Impulsive are we, The Wombles of Wimbledon have ADHD

such a horrifying ending

FUCK IT. Let's give away 2 more signed paperbacks of my latest novel. Repost/reply to enter! You might like it if you like: Folkloric creatures Old records Intricate psychedelic stories The idea of circular time All shares much-appreciated. PS YOU GET A FREE LINOCUT OWL BOOKMARK TOO IF YOU WIN!

My kid has started a Letterboxd list called Killer Sweaters for films where the killer wears a great sweater and they've asked me to throw it out to Bluesky for more because "that's the kind of thing those weirdos like to do"

The 'British' Press is racist and antisemitic.

If you need a laugh, and who doesn’t, my show Late Bloomer is on E4 Extra at 10pm tonight then available on catch up for a limited time. If you’re outside of the UK, you can watch it on Netflix.

UK and US take note.

The people who don’t want you to watch miss rachel want you to watch a public execution

If they make a prequel to Handmaid’s Tale, I bet it’ll look an awful lot like today’s news.

Basically Badenoch has just told the North, the Midlands, the South West, Scotland, Wales and N Ireland to go fuck themselves. Her policies are aimed at the well off and very rich in London and the South East. Well at least she isn’t trying to pretend anymore.

Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶

The news.

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

Palantir’s contract with NHS England is up for renewal in February 2027, with discussions expected to begin this year. This is a critical moment for us to tell the new Health Secr... www.amnesty.org.uk/get-involved...

Just a reminder... #BrexitFail #RejoinEU

Birds of a Feather 👇 👇 👇 👇

Under just the right lighting it looks like I have my shit together

This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.

This may be the first epic thread on bsky to enter internet legend.

Since it's LSOH Day AND Bi Visibility Day, I say we make it our Patron Musical

Not a dicky bird about thugs trying to sink a dinghy with a rescue worker on board or their claims to be "forming an army". Two boats of people seeking safety land and bingo bango they're the ones portrayed as the issue. Labour is complict in the rise of the far right. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If you’ve never seen Hidden Figures, you absolutely must. If you’ve seen it before, watch it again. Fab film, amazing performances, important history.