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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

When the polycue goes all out for the local Ren Faire

I probably shouldn't have laughed at this, but I did.😄

HA

Truth

Excellent visualization of the true distance between the Earth and our moon: #artemis #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Surely not! Corruption in Trumpland?!

“There has always been a degree of chaos around passengers having to choose right as they’re boarding how they’re going to help keep the plane tidy,” said Southwest representative Martin Nieman

I went on NewsNation last night and called out old farts like Lindsey Graham and Bill O’Reilly for lecturing younger Americans for not wanting to fight in another illegal war in the Middle East.

Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.

It’s been 39 days since the Epstein files were supposed to be released.

Fragile, like his ego

how can we exist in a world ran by people who don’t think this shit is a problem

Agreed.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Cosigned. As @pattonoswalt.bsky.social just said: Wood chipper, feet first.

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and it is now clear to me that the President of the United States is a pedophile. But at least I know that the Cracker Barrel logo won't be changed any time soon.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

These are not serious people

Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/

Let’s check in on the warzone in Portland.

The effort by the Pentagon to crack down on reporters should scare every American. The civilian leadership obviously wants stenographers covering the U.S. military - and not reporters.

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

RFK Jr. Recommends Eating Good Cancer To Kill The Bad Cancer theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

lol

It’s so transparent and desperate

literal antichrist

MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

A little too on the nose...😆

By 2030, 1 in 4 women in developed countries will remain childfree. Up to 45% will be single by choice. Society will frame this as a crisis. Governments will panic over birth rates. This is about choice though… It's about women walking away from the roles that kept men comfortable and powerful.

“No collusion” “I won the election” “She wasn’t my type” “I never slept with her” “It was a perfect phone call” “We didn’t commit any fraud” “I never paid her any hush money” “There are no classified records here” “There is no Epstein client list”

"Yup, there's your problem. You've mistaken arbitrary norms specific to your social group for sacred immutable truths and it has driven you insane."

when trying on a suit, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this." IG oldhollywoodmusicals

“So what’s neat is that you can just do command-shift-E and rank every single resident from whitest to least,” said the billionaire libertarian theonion.com/peter-t...

Pete Hegseth Wondering Whether Uranium Would Be A Good Mixer theonion.com/pete-he...

New Bomb Capable Of Creating 1,500 New Terrorists In Single Blast theonion.com/new-bom...

They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.” So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances… It was always a lie.

For Americans wondering what happened to their health care and education, it's under a rock somewhere in Iran.

Fun fact: in Paris, shutters are always installed correctly.

What better way to observe the end of slavery than a rich old white man yelling to work harder.

The MAGA youth might get sent to Iran because Joe Rogan got them all worked up over 10 trans athletes across 50 states.

Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.