Saddam Hussein’s Cheesecake Factory

This ad is 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Ok but I don’t even know how to go number 3.

MAGA wives have had it

@wefail.bsky.social

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

We’ve been talking about this for years. None of these far-right movements are organic.

Mihai Criste (b.1975, Romania) Remembering the Flight. Oil on canvas.

This is literally happening right now in Brazil, where Meta just suspended Lula's account and restricted his party's advertising account just before the election. They have been restored but illustrates the risk. www.metropoles.com/brasil/meta-... (Portuguese)

Dolly, Tim Curry, and Bob Mackie all gone? 2026 is the most homophobic year on record and I strongly condemn this

If “we need to do this to win Texas” means throwing away human rights for all then no, Texas is not worth winning. If it wouldn’t be moral to do it in Mississippi in 1962 then it’s not ok in Texas in 2026. Under any circumstances.

Kind of intrigued by the idea of taking taxpayer money from Evangelicals and tech bro billionaires and giving $5K stipends to trans people to do what they will with it. That's what Dear Leader is talking about doing, right?

Republicans think that anything can be solved by throwing $5k at the pissants.

Good news: he lost.

The thing about Milo is, how many others are like him? “The law protects but does not bind me” is so prevalent on the narcissistic right. I wonder who else is up for a long trip home.

All of these Natalie Harp stories are leaking for one reason: Someone in the West Wing is sick of Harp’s shit. Probably just a coincidence that it’s all happening as Leavitt is leaving.

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Do you want to know how popular school vouchers are? They have never won on a ballot. Not once. In any state. Ever. The only way states are able pass a school voucher scheme is behind closed doors. Legislatively. The people would never approve their tax dollars going to private religious schools.

I will not be listening to opinions on gender and biology from those who think women originated from a rib cage…

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

this might be a living in dry heat thing but our thermostat is always at 78, what do other people keep it at?

- makes a painting about his ex not listening to him - paints his ex in his tighty whities - sells painting for $90m so everyone in the world sees it - #DavidHockney was a king

Last night, the Supreme Court ruled that the VRA cannot protect even against *intentionally* discriminatory voting policies When we say there is no federal statute remaining the enforce the 15th Amendment, this is what we mean

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This. Stop being cringe.

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

Exactly the plan Trump has for America. Trump admires the autocratic brute Modi for a reason, and it is the same reason Elon Musk does: none of the three men have any identifiable principles.

Happy Easter

Every Cybertruck has one guy driving with no one else inside. No family in the back seat, no smiling partner.

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 😆 #BuhBYE

Someone sent me this.

I need the Bluesky UX team to understand that when you put a scrim over the page, the user shouldn’t be able to scroll the content behind it

A legit possibility that if Iran could send Trump a big golden trophy, big new Middle Eastern Peace Award, he'd settle with them for whatever terms they offered.

1. A new bar of very good soap 2. Cooking something from scratch that turns out outrageously good 3. Dogs that give you their belly to pet