BigDaftDad

Make a band edible. The Smiths Salt and Vinegar crisps.

Yes, a few tickets left howtoacademy.com/events/brian...

I wonder if the Tower of Pisa is a listed building.

Any broadcaster who thinks they mispronounced his name, didn't.

🤨 From Viz 😂

The Lurchin ™️ is playing his bass I keep expecting Seinfeld to come in.

The four finalists for James Bond…

Years ago I stuck a Bristol Stool chart on the back of one of the bog doors at work. 3 days in, people were ticking off what they'd had. You find out your colleagues are more fun than you'd thought in a variety of different ways.

It really IS a triumph. Science is the absolute fucking suds.

Everything being online is going swimmingly, I see.

A day of contrasts. I saw some pigeons eating a puddle of sick, and I nearly got mugged. On balance, I'll class the pigeons as the highlight.

There's someone whose job it must be to tie Donald's shoelaces. Do me a favour, whoever you are. Tie them together, just once please.

Ooh. A Restless Forge update. Hells bells @grovedigger.bsky.social you've had a bit of a rollercoaster!

Dip Vs full beam. Compare and contrast. Thank fuck for that light bar, said anyone who didn't happen to be heading in the opposite direction last night. #ClassicDefender #Shitearths #TheyalldothatSir

@andyparmo.co.uk Fuller than a Presidents nappy?

Make a war film a culinary delight Saving Private Dining

I see the curse of the Pope is still a thing.

Happy 8th anniversary to Respect-o-Toaster™️ to all who celebrate. @remembrancewatch.bsky.social

@redfivemodels.bsky.social ?

If there isn't an opticians called 'For Four Eyes Only' there bloody well should be. #theseventiescalledandaskedfortheirjokeback

I've been told Building Control will want to see photos of all the work. What? Like this?

In the 70s Sister Sledge used to drive around in British cars. Their favourites were the Austin Music and Cortina Trap.

Yes diesel is expensive at £2 a litre but a milkshake IPA works out at about £18 a litre and tastes an awful lot worse.

We don’t do the Daily Mail, but as a public service, here is someone with far too much money being attacked by an owl.

Well, I made it off the hill before the weather shat itself. Fucking windy up there nonetheless.

#CelebrityTraitors

SCREAMING #CelebrityTraitors

Makes mental note to be off the hill by 4..

BBC News - Oasis unheard recordings pulled from auction after band 'sue' - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Can I bung in a tenner? I don't want to hear them either.

The more information that gets put out about what this isn't, the more it becomes likely that it was the annual meeting of the 'getting shoved in a barrel' fetishists who chose the location very poorly.

A cash-strapped rural police force struggles to deal with Red Diesel gangs. Until its chief inspector realises can get the Met Police to deal with the problem... ...if he pretends they're Iranian. A new six part comedy starring Toby Jones.

Worstradamus strikes again.

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

@grovedigger.bsky.social

Andy Burnham rules out giving workshy fops like Reeves the time of day

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

@smithandsniff.bsky.social Free Willy? www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/2657067...

I imagine Neil Hunt is spectacularly put out.

Gosport local, Dave sounds like he might need to join a union. Best kick him in the goolies BEFORE the membership goes through.

I'm not saying tying people to a stake at low tide and letting nature take its course was an effective deterrent against piracy, but I don't see why we don't rerun the experiment