Bob Salamander

Orthopedic surgeon: Can we admit this knee replacement to medicine? The patient took atenolol in 1998 for 2 months. Orthopedic surgeon who is an NFL team doctor: Don't fall asleep or you'll die.

There's a @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on my television

what other compromises do you think talarico is willing to or will feel compelled to make.

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

Finally finished my @longhornpod.bsky.social preseason listening and I'm ready for the season to start. Hook em @ghgoodridge.bsky.social and @kylecarpenter.bsky.social

the sophie cunningham drama was created not to further trans genocide but to keep america from realizing its next gronk is a lesbian from minnesota

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

Hey friends, it’s that time of year. I teach high school science including bio, advanced bio, and infectious diseases & global health! I share most things with my department. There are some dream items on here I don’t expect to get, but anything helps! Thank you! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

i’ve been thinking of what could even be said about such a tragedy. someone said it best that trans people are “born so late and die so young”. we uproot our lives and transition and live more life than anyone else ever does and society punishes us for it. we deserve better

Making my #CharitibundiBowl Dark Match donation in honor of UTSA because I am currently applying for a grant administered by their medical school. Meep Meep! @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Donating $63.90 monthly (plus fees) to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Charity Bowl in honor of Texas. A dime for every scrimmage yard Tre Wisner had against A&M and OU over the past two years. Thanks to @ghgoodridge.bsky.social for the inspiration. @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

Thank you to the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for introducing us to the Plaxico Burress of Norwegian skiing

Here is Peter Attia MD emailing Epstein’s assistant claiming he goes into “JE withdrawal” when he doesn’t see him.

Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.

Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reading your newsletter about comfort shows and watching the Detroiters Supercut. "My name is Mike Cyclops and I work for NASA" is an all-timer

@sheaserrano.bsky.social, I just read your email and I'm tearing up at my desk

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social I listened to the Super kicker episode today. Texas went for 22, 42, 48, 55 and 56 yard FGs today. Missed the longest two, but they were all justified!

i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)

Kaleb Horton’s mom has written some comments and asked to spread her thanks for everyone online who’s been sharing their appreciations: “you all made my suffering feel more bearable. Thank you so much and God Bless you all.” @lukeoneil47.bsky.social @nedraggett.bsky.social @alexnpress.bsky.social

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

Me, when Neil Armstrong claims we landed on the moon

@sheaserrano.bsky.social , we're rewatching Primo and Mya reflexively flinging the matzah tamale when she takes a bite is the funniest thing

guys it’s really not funny that the fbi agent took a footlong to the chest. stop laughing. it’s NOT FUNNY that an fbi agent in head to toe tactical gear tried to chase the guy who hucked a sandwich straight at his bulletproof vest but couldn’t outrun him

Every time I go to a beach, it reminds me of the guy who ran for Governor in 2018 on a platform of Colorado conquering a path to the sea

@treblaw.bsky.social, here's the link that wasn't working: www.onesimplewish.org/wish/view-wi...

Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:

IDF soldiers have now themselves admitted they have been ordered to murder aid-seekers in Gaza. Truly an atrocity built on atrocity. www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

After 104 days of being unjustly detained for his advocacy for Palestinian rights, Mahmoud Khalil is finally home with his wife and newborn son.

I saw Jeff Fisher at a Ladies Who Lunch type spot in Houston

ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing, Threatening Deportation www.mississippifreepress.org/ice-arrests-...

Because college football players also deserve a semester abroad

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Bonfire alley, Atlanta, Michigan

Why do so many physicians detest this man? I'll offer one more reason that I haven't heard articulated just yet: we love our patients, and he clearly despises them.

Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.