Brian Shea

Coyote vs. Acme is the greatest piece of entertainment, history and self help ever created.

Adding my contribution to the kitty on Labor Day

"That shot needed a curl. A soft curl, not a jheri curl." - announcer of a St. Kitts and Nevis league soccer match on FIFA+

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (The fact that I just turned 58 and would love to retire early has NOTHING to do with this)

I was behind a car today that had a Don't Tread on Me sticker and a British flag sticker. I have so many questions.

It would be so simple to enact a rule about who gets to grab the ball out of the net after a goal. So fucking simple to stop these children.

It's almost as if Southampton doesn't know what to expect! lol

Karoline Leavitt Slams Toddler Son Over Baseless Accusations That Caterpillar Very Hungry https://theonion.com/karoline-leavitt-slams-toddler-son-over-baseless-accusations-that-caterpillar-very-hungry/

I don't just get more Ted Lasso, I get more Allison Hammond? Fuck, yeah.

An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface

As we get older, worrying about what others think can get in the way of creativity, risk-taking and learning. Taskmaster Club says: Be silly. Get it wrong. Think differently. Work together. Have fun. 👉 Bring Taskmaster Club to your school and see what your pupils can do.

Brittany Apgar who was born small right forearm, half of a palm and no fingers on her right hand and had 12 surgeries by the age of 4 got a new prosthetic this week and went 2-4 with an RBI in her Women's Pro Baseball League debut tonight (as a batter, pinch ran in the opener).

"But these guys will make you win in the future" after a .652 July is gaslighting.

An utterly absurd pass from Chelsea Gray

We’re just normal men

i mean lol

Mike Elias (2023) Mike Elias (2024) Mike Elias (2025) Mike Elias (2026)

Niche crossover post

I don't want "a good return." I want this team that has so much talent and is close to a wild card to fucking win games the next two months.

A downgrade at catcher and four guys who may never play for the team. What a fucking irresponsible clown.

Mind numbingly stupid

Mike Elias has traded the Orioles only all star at 3 of the last 5 deadlines

Just overheard this in the hotel lobby and it killed me. GUY: [inexplicably bragging about how he doesn't need to use deodorant that often] A stick can last me like two years. WOMAN: [bored] Crazy. Are you taking the cap off?

AND NOW MY BROTHER IN CHRIST COBY MAYO

ONE MORE TIME

"How about therapy?" "What if I made an album about how people are fucking stupid if they don't accept my shittiness?"

Everyone who lives and dies by this sport is sick. This is sick.

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

So who the hell did I just have a 20 minute phone conversation with?

sometimes you get two bags of chips out of the vending machine I guess

"Sorry, Lindsey, they think he's dead so we have to kill someone else so they stop asking questions."

Sure we didn't advance past the Round of 16, but we do have the grand old tradition of older players shitting on the current team

here’s your benny hill

I made really good (well, to me) fried rice tonight with some grilled chicken, mushrooms and onions. Never made it before. I'm basically a professional chef now.

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

This could still be reversed if Tutankhamun calls up Infantino

A catastrophically blown lead in an Atlanta football stadium by a team in black and red, you say?

So bad

God Bless Zlatan