brphillips

I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.

I remember this. It was a scandal that rocked the national news!

I've been a musician most of my life. I have never - aside from a sporting event - performed at a venue where the national anthem was played before we started our performance. Until yesterday. Is that weird to anyone, or just me? #nationalism

This seems to be a crucial time to read and write as much as we can. Resist the dumbening!

The man is clearly unwell mentally. In the UK, for all its faults, the men in grey suits would have visited long ago & ended this once & for all. Apparently no such equivalents in the USA. No one would ever found a country with this archaic & bizarre political system.

3/26/26: The Day I Went Cashless

time is a flat circle

I remember when Howard Dean awkwardly yelled and that ended his campaign and... Yeah. How far we've come, huh?

"Actively miserable"

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey I see my shadow every day too Phil, doesn’t mean I need to be a dick about it

Funny how the Republicans suddenly love masks and hate people having guns

Another week has reached its end here in america and I still hate living here.

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

That Caleb Williams pass last night was the greatest throw I have ever seen in football. Just unreal. 🐻

Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff. Game on.

Sorry if I seem fidgety I just don’t ever know what to do with my hands or my unyielding disillusionment

Remember, it's only technically Orwellian if it's from the Orwell region of England, otherwise it's just sparkling authoritarianism

Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."

Here. It's my cat.

Mayor Jacob Frey is all of us right now.

It's nearly an hour into the new year in my favorite part of the globe. Happy New Year, Europe!

This country is so absolutely broken.

If somebody could tell 2025 it’s supposed to be winding down that would be great

Look, I abandoned watching NFL a few years back for several reasons. But ok, go @denver-broncos.bsky.social !

All recipe sites be like

My Christmas list this year… - 10 to 15 minutes of being just regular whelmed - a gift card for the void - one (1) precedented time - a day where I don’t spend $150 - legos

'merica

Saw a house flying this atrocity in my neighborhood and very nearly barfed on my shoes.

Online retailers should offer delayed post-xmas shipping so you don't look like a jerk for buying things you find for yourself while shopping for your family.

"Dieter" could either be a German dude or someone focused on controlling what they eat. Possibly both.

2025 holiday promos be like "Spend $700 on our sweatshirts and get a free pair of socks!"

The quiet terror of somebody suggesting a game of charades

Martini o'clock in my time zone.

General vibe several times daily

Dumbest thing I've heard at work all day: "We need to review those deltas line by line to solution them"

Completely burned out, he was already muttering "oh my god" under his breath and it wasn't even monday morning . Stay tuned for this and other excerpts from the story of my life.

Anyplace that stops serving breakfast burritos before noon does not deserve to be called a restaurant.

There are many reasons I stopped watching American football and became a soccer (aka REAL football) fan years ago. This is just one of those reasons.

In case you live in another, more reasonable part of the world and happen to see this, here's all you need to know about the state of the U.S. right now

I love renaissance fairs but I think we should take the realism up a notch and take away everybody’s glasses/contacts and also make sure nobody’s on their meds like okay NOW we have a party