Caleb Gosse

Looking forward to England arranging a couple of friendlies between now and the end of the month so Declan Rice can get a few more minutes in his legs.

Riverdale is the closest anyone has got to Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure in America. You must have watched at least up to the middle of Season 6 of both shows to engage on this one I’m afraid

Person is eaten in Dahmer-involved gastronomy

A smart speaker? The thing that Amazon lost billions selling? What next, Sammy? A vineyard? A boat rental company? Commercial real estate? Why not buy Peloton? To be clear all of these are better businesses than OpenAI

Maybe they should just practice locking the door and turning off the lights and remaining silent while hiding under their desks…or is that just appropriate for kindergartners? 

RAYLAN: there is one thing I wander back to BOYD: we mined eth together RAYLAN: that’s right

idk i hear he's friends with a lady who murdered an innocent man

there would be so many children named 14% wolf piss slushie if only furries could figure out how to impregnate each other through gay sex (one of the great scientific problems being worked on as we speak)

update:

There’s a Caveat Emptor type theory about the more a product has to be advertised, the worse it is. I think I just realized why there’s only a couple classic songs about Chicago, NYC, SoCal, and the like, while there’s about 50,000 songs about Texas, the subjects of which never seem to be in Texas.

My dad informed me that there’s another sibling on the way, and while I’m happy for him it’s also led to a bit of an… existential crisis about time abysses.

i love liberty* *living in a city that resembles a prison camp

James Dolan is technically the wealthiest touring musician in world history, because he used to pay competent young musicians to pretend they were in a band with him

This is interesting. Donald Trump will be attending Game 3 of the NBA Finals in Madison Square Garden tonight, where he will reportedly be disguised as one of the basketballs. 🏀

New AI google going about as well as expected.

came faster than i expected

much celebrity, very parasocial, but this one hit me. This guy was like my TV Dad for years and it seems like a genuinely good person.

Platner showing more red flags than Andy Reid with unlimited challenges

It sounds crazy, but I guess when somebody tells you their only mistake was a Nazi tattoo, its possible they actually made a series of other mistakes that did not happen to produce a Nazi tattoo.

Nobody has as low an opinion of men as men do

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Your Champions League final line-up. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!

award-winning coming of age novel, Are You There, Dracula? It's Me, Margaret. Where's My Goddamn Money?

La Haine

WTF is that fat treacherous scumbag Morgan doing on pitch? Get lost you piece of shit.

Champions

🤩🏆

😂

faking an assassination attempt so you don't have to go to a wedding sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode

We all deserve this ❤️

You’re absolutely right. I sent the plan into an uncontrollable spin and doomed 274 people to a brutal death in the Pacific Ocean. That’s on me, and next time I’ll do better. Would you like me to book a trip to Alpha Centauri?

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

I don’t know what to tell you, man. I’m a medieval historian, and, in my field, if you don’t check your sources (and your sources’ sources) you are just asking to be taken for a ride by some bored 19th C. aristocratic English antiquarian with a penchant for inventing history.

If you're a Democrat and you confirm someone who refuses to unequivocally say "Joe Biden won the 2020 election," you should lose your job.

Keep Chicago out of your mouth.

Premier League Champions

God this is just beautiful

“they called us bottlers… NOW WE’RE HOLDIN THE BOTTLE”

Fuck you, you traitorous little mascara weasel.

Not quite now but earlier. He’s no doubt refilling numerous bottles with his tears ❤️

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

Never in doubt ❤️ ❤️

#DEVASTATED ...there will never be another one quite like him. 💔

The whole thing is pretty nuts given Sports Illustrated's history of scrubbing content after being caught misusing AI, as we reported back in 2023: futurism.com/sports-illus...