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FUUUUUCK THAT!

Bullshit article. You're a joke.

Considering the Waymo’s went full on Maximum Overdrive recently that seems like a bad idea

The skies full of AI piloted aircraft is the dumbest thing ever. AI will drive humans back to being cave dwellers.

To be fair the reputation of pilots for drinking could mean this is still a better alternative.

Can’t wait for this episode of Air Disasters.

I could legitimately see this being the reason I never buy another plane ticket

AI doesn't learn dawg it's programmed

before you learn to fly....

Absofuckingloutelynot.

Can't wait until robots arm these A.I. airplanes and bomb us out of existence! The "Terminator" isn't that far away any more.

Hard pass.

never flying in a plane again

Hard pass.

I will never ever get on a plane that doesn’t have multiple humans in the cockpit. Ever.

I don’t even trust Waymo

Are they CNN, are they? Or did you find some losers that said they’re embracing it and you decided to spotlight those weird-ass opinions?

Haven’t figured out cars properly yet but sure let’s move on to planes. What could go wrong?

Those machines can not navigate a 2D plane without complete controlled environment. How do these folks believe the third dimension will be fine?

Nope nope nope .. never flying without a human person with a human brain to make decisions about a big metal container going 500 miles an hour through the air. Just NOPE!

This story is bunk but for reasons other than most stories about AI.

I guess that's a (hell of a fucking) way to make people stop flying... Do huge boats/yachts next. Maybe genai aren't going to completely destroy the environment, but in fact get more people to care for it once they don't have water anymore, and use less polluting transportation ¯⁠\⁠_⁠༼⁠ᴼ⁠ل͜⁠ᴼ⁠༽⁠_⁠/⁠¯

People are gonna fuckin’ die.

This sounds like a lot of death just waiting to happen

It might be an idea to get AI to not give a wrong answer to 90% of questions its asked first, before literally putting our lives in its hands, maybe?

Move fast and break things.

They already have strict non-use cases for autopilot. That should remain true for AI which is really already what autopilot is. So basically the status quo is fine as is.

Naw, I'm good. 🤨

Can you hear how stupid this take is?

Because it’s going so well for Waymo right lmao

lol! Nice one

“You’re right- I should not redirected that LAX-ORD flight thru Heathrow and those 350 deaths are my fault. I will do better next time. “

Yeah, that’s a no from me dawg. Not gonna rely on a technology that hallucinates stuff.

um hello autopilot has been around for many decades don't try to give it another name to make it sound more fancy

Yeah no

NO

I'd rather drive or walk then trust my life to an AI...

There are “unfortunate” errors like engine failure. But for this argument I was thinking about what pilot A vs B would do vs an AI in an engine fail.

Nor should they. You could find help on all these things prior to AI. We cannot and should not censor information based on how it might be used.

I'll walk, thanks

These stupid motherfuckers are going to need to realize, this shit is untenable for planet earth.

With AI piloting our flights, nothing could go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wrong. go wro

I’d like to see AI try to land a plan on the Hudson after encountering a flock of geese. I’m lying. No, I don’t want to see that. 😬

AI can barely drive cars and you are pushing this? They already have autopilots, it needs to be supervised. Nobody wants this, except the tech bros running this grift. All we want is for the AI bubble to pop so you shut up about it.

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I don’t do well with flying with 2 human pilots. This is an absolute no go.

No ty. They Ajay have auto pilot. That's enough AI.

Utter nonsense. Existing autopilots have been capable of this for DECADES already, yet we still have real crew in the cabins because fully autonomous flight is not allowed for safety reasons. Just look at how many "full self driving" issues Tesla's been having, then add a 3rd dimension... Nope.

Are they? Or did you just ignorantly publish a press release from some dumb company burning money?

“This is your AI pilot speaking. We are making our approach now. If you look out your window, you’ll notice the ground rushing up to catch us. Weeeeeee.”

Didn’t we already see how this ends in movies for humans?

Oh hell no

Absolutely fucking not. What are we even doing here?

It's only a matter of time before Skynet is hunting us down like deer.

Yeah, well...

Tired: AI hallucinating legal cases. Wired: AI hallucinating flight paths.

When planes start to crash even more often and lawsuits start left and right, i hope you'll be sued as well for enabling this bullshit.

Who will fly with no pilot in charge? Who will manage the drunk English guy (pick the country you want) coming back from Ibiza?!

It better not be a language model

And that's why there's an aviation disaster every other day.

Hey, remember a few years ago when an entire Boeing model got grounded worldwide because an automated system flew one airliner into the sea and another into the ground against the pilots’ efforts, killing all 346 people aboard? Pepperidge farm remembers.

Just stop.

lol nooooooooo

What could possibly go wrong?

Oh HELL NO

No thank you on the autonomous flights.

Fuck off. Fuck you.

Not a single comment by Airbus or Boeing in that article, you know, the two companies that actually make the planes that everyone flies on.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Oh yeah because we already dont have enough flight accidents.. I swear to god.. capitalism and his cronies will litterally kill itself before stopping with this AI lunacy

nope. 👎

They they just reinvent autopilot and made it worse because of tbe requirements of AI?

If this happens, I'm staying on the ground for the first few years. Every self-respecting Robocop fan knows not to volunteer to test dangerous new technology.

Tech companies want to get rid of humans entirely.

The point of a pilot and co-pilot is not to fly the plane when everything is working, it's to land the plane when everything isn't, they will never be replaced.

Baby steps

Good news! They will use it to do the exact opposite of that!

Finally, the thing everyone wanted: autopilot but worse.

Nope

Surely you meant Fully Autonomous Crashes?

I will never fly on an airplane as long as Donald Trump is President and until the damage he’s done to airline safety is undone. I will never fly on an airplane again if AI has anything to do with it.

no

Oh okay so i’m never flying a plane again. Cool.

We've had WAYMO Please, for God's sake, don't call this FLYMO.

😳

No.

I am NEVER. EVER. Getting on a plane piloted by A.I. I WILL TAKE A FUCKIN' TRAIN.

She said she'd be back!

So glad I'm never flying again. If one of these things causes a crash and falls on my house, I'm suing for the worth of the entire company and its CEO.

Remember to speak up when they try to make airliners single pilot. That push is coming and likely will be attempted before the Cheeto is out of office.

The only thing people will be embracing is the ground as the plane crashes into it.

Yeah, let's teach the computers to fly. Great idea... 🙄🙄

Damn, I better get ready for a 9/12 i guess

As if we haven't had enough plane crashes thanks to Boeing and the Trump administration 😒

737 max would line a word

Tell me you don't actually have any friends who are pilots without telling me

Check the comment above yours dude

That's like claiming the autocorrect on your phone is ChatGPT 5.0.

okay so like how difficult was it to google "car crash" and not get an ai image

Have you guys not seen the episode of The Office where Michael drives his car into a lake because his automated GPS tells him to? This is that except times a gazillion.

Did none of these mother fuckers watch Terminator?

Absolutely not

If the CEO of the relevant AI company is publicly drawn and quartered after the first crash, sure.

Crash GPT

This is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and when I worked in a library someone asked me for a photograph of George Washington

I'd rather stick with tried and tested options.....

Why? To what end? I don’t understand this at all

this is fucking dumb as hell ai can't even do simple math reliably

No thank you

Just needs to learn the basics first.

No. This is not ok. NO.

Yeah.. I don't know if I'd trust Clanker air to take me anywhere.