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i wish i were a lake monster. imagine lurking in the cold depths and occasionally emerging to thrash someone and terrify the populace. it sounds sick as hell

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

An arrest warrant has been issued against Salvador's secretary of transport, one of Brazil's largest Lula-voting hubs, for keeping dozens of buses off the streets today. Again: what’s happening in Brazil is criminal.

We gotta tax the genetically engineered war dogs money out of these people right away. No one gets to be genetically engineered war dogs rich anymore. If we're gonna have a society, we gotta take these people's money until they can't just start genetically engineering war dogs whenever they want

THANK YOU, VANCOUVER! Last night, we made history in Vancouver by electing 12 COPE candidates to city council, school board, and park board as part of a progressive sweep that pushed out every person from Ken Sim’s team except one.

I need someone to give me room to write about this moment in anti Muslim hate because there’s a reason Nidal Hassan is who is being killed by live firing squad. And it’s the same reason Ilhans house was raided.

Latest howler from Vancouver’s hapless mayor Ken Sim: Asked why ABC didn’t do more during their FOUR YEARS in power, Sim replied: “We’re still learning the ropes.” What a joke. Vancouver deserves so much better. #vanpoli

i love you dr zaius

rounders is insane. mike loses 30k gambling, swears to quit, resumes, his girlfriend leaves him for lying about it, he gets beat up and his life is threatened, and then at the end he's like, "this is my destiny, i'm going to vegas." i don't think that was supposed to be the takeaway here

@ryannorth.ca do you know what was a good time? your writing about the back to the future novelization. were we ever so young?

Cornell’s new era of transparency should begin with this guy admitting he hit Gaza protestors with his car on purpose and then lied about it. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/n...

More confirmation and details of the deep ties between Alberta separatists and Trump Republicans. They are part of the same far-right populist movement. And the Americans are deeply involved in promoting disunity in Canada. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...

The environmental and climate consequences of building a new oil pipeline are extreme, including the threat to endangered Southern Resident orcas.

congee is whatever the opposite of absolute zero is. the maximum possible temperature. no more energy can be held

Carney said his government “was elected to change things, to build Canada Strong, and we’re doing just that.” I definitely don’t remember him campaigning on a new oil pipeline!! “Investors should know that when Canadians want something built, Canada will get it built.” And when we don’t?

truffle oil is for marks

This is one of the best platforms we’ve ever had. Thanks to the members and candidates for all their input and staff for putting it all together

A city council candidate running for Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim’s ABC party is being sued by a company she helped co-found, which alleges she and two others misappropriated company funds. www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...

Some seriously good and thoughtful stuff in the COPE @copevancouver.bsky.social platform released today. Definitely winning me over in a big way. static1.squarespace.com/static/662c7...

y'll really misled me, the backrooms is terrible

"But if you succeed it’ll be like setting the high score on a Ms. Pac Man machine in a radiator repair shop: a lonely victory that can never be shared or even explained." - Kaleb Horton

It's not flooding the zone, it's seizing a crisis in order to ram through a slew of rapid fire changes that are a gift to multinational corporations and are the opposite of what we ran on. What do you call that again?

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why would we want this carney airport deal

bummed about the prospect of ditching apple entirely if they're going to force-feed me AI features

Huge shocker. They did it in 2022 saying crime was going up when it wasn’t, and now they’re doing it again to say crime is trending down. ABC is running a VPD crime analyst for council!

Mike Rogers couldn't be bothered to show up to the debate, but here's what I would have asked him if he wasn't such a coward:

This is the part many Americans -- including the Bezosites at the Washington Post -- don't understand. Canadians don't see this just as a Trump thing. It's that America elected him twice, and the second time with an even bigger mandate. The problem we're addressing is America, not Trump.

@jesawyer.bsky.social i was watching the first episode of the Rockford Files and already planning to accrue billions so i could pay you to make Rockford Files Pentiment, and then he called the bad karate man "queer" and i lost all my momentum. you're off the hook

i was really enjoying the first episode of the rockford files and was completely blindsided by him calling someone queer in the last line of dialogue

watching PSH performances still feels like staring loss in the face. i could listen to and watch him forever

A statement from the Canadian Teacher's Federation calls AI in schools and the cognitive offloading it causes "threat to democracy". Vancouver should be banning AI from schools like NYC and LA. www.ctf-fce.ca/public-educa...

This story is a big deal. Please give it a read, even if you need to sign up for a one-dollar subscription. This tactic — manipulating chatbots as a backdoor to human beings — is only going to get worse, and Alberta separatism appears to be just a testing ground for these people.

gotta bring up my favorite episode of the Kardashians

Reacher Makes It Big. Reacher Swallows His Pride. Reacher By the Pound. Reacher Gets Cookin'. Reacher Gets in a Pickle. Reacher Nutty as a Fruitcake. Reacher Sits Around the House. Reacher Weighs In.

@stephanieformayor.bsky.social you were the best candidate we had. thank you for your service, past and future!

I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."

thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton

all this furor over @pattheflip.bsky.social's post is so dumb it's making me want to move into a cave

@lorenschmidt.bsky.social did you ever try Cogmind? not all aspects of it worked for me but it's quite interesting

someone should check on the ruthkanda forever kid

harrison ford was a "carpenter". he was also a weed dealer. maybe "carpenter" is a euphemism for weed dealer (working with trees?). do you know who else was a "carpenter"? that's right