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These stupid "I love working!!" Quizzes for job applications are bad, but how often they crash is even worse. It sucks so much everything is so horrible now

All those Justin Royland cartoons got so much better after Justin Royland left

Why do video games these days take up so many resources? Because outside of Japan, everyone making your game is an inexperienced 25 year old. Everyone else has already been burned out by the industry/wants to settle down and not have to move for a new job every few years.

We went to LOOK at cats. One came home with us.

some real "the games industry is not a meritocracy and never was" feelings about the last couple of days in terms of who is still being paid to make games and write articles vs. the ppl i know who have been out of a job for almost half a decade

We raised our expectations of Matilda to one gold egg a month, she unfortunately did not achieve that goal. The farmer says one gold egg a year is the most realistic and sustainable pace. So today we’re gutting Matilda. We know the gold eggs are in there somewhere.

I'm like Prince Zuko if he transitioned

A lot of you would enjoy the magic of cinema more if you took estrogen

I love it when videogames are like, oh, you want to pause during a cutscene? No, i don't think so. Watch it right now this second or lose it And then your game console is like lmao do not listen to that at all. Pause away. Do what you need to do.

Games looking like movies is a bad thing actually, because movies look like that for the atmosphere, and videogames need to have visuals that help you understand functionality, things that are important are supposed to stand out visually, not just look like any other hyper realistic asset

it's kind of funny that spaghetti and sauce arrived at a civilized 1:1 box to jar ratio, whereas hot dogs and buns developed an adversarial ratio

the american flag represents everything bad about america (colonialism, sports betting, rampant racism, florida, etc.) the american flag bikini represents everything good about america (sideshows, publicly booing your elected representatives, hoagies, etc.)

I miss you Modern Warfare 3 (1) L118A quickscoping on the 2v2 Face Off map Erosion

Does this count as scope creep?

"Ever since the furries and trans girlies got pushed out of tech, everything got worse." - unknown

Games Industry plant

#fuckai #aiisfascist

Warning! You might see posts in the wild claiming "Hogwarts Legacy is free right now!" but this is malware, if you try and run it, it'll install Hogwarts Legacy on your PC.

This lesson is super important outside of game design too. For an audience who knows the topic, sketches drive conversation. For an adjacent audience, you need it to look nice or they will spend their time correcting your fonts so they feel like they’re contributing.

Being a Barista is a pink collar job because you need fat thighs to crush the milk jugs

What is your absolute Omega cursed ultra forbidden snack while high? Mine is Italian dressing right from the bottle

System designers define the verbs and content/level designers create the nouns, and if they're not working with narrative then the story and gameplay are going to feel like awkward roommates instead of two parts of a whole.

Waiter, there is a vibe in my code!

the worst coffee in the world thinks a water-killing machine can design even worse coffee for you

Great news everyone

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

Roger Ebert:

Changing meds is always a fuckin adventure

The fundamental problem with algorithmic content suggestion is that it interprets watching a Warhammer 40k lore video as a desire to watch more Warhammer 40k lore videos, and not a cry for help.

So playstation had a price hike, Xbox is implementing commercials into game pass and switch 2 and it's games are basically rentals according to Nintendo is there a console war to see who can make the most dogshit decisions

"restored to the way the developers originally intended it" / "remastered to the style the devs envisioned but wasn't technically possible at the time" is a fantasy There is no platonic ideal. Every game is constructed out of the choices its developers made. Changing that makes it a different game

This has been my whole feed basically since I joined Twitter a decade ago.

I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED