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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

In the Docky Wocky!

Convening a focus group of 30 people who have no idea what's going on and no expertise on basically any topic and just turning them loose. "Fuck me up," I tell them. "Just give me all the dumbest stuff you've got."

The easiest way to get a big scoop in journalism is to straight-up steal it from @marisakabas.bsky.social, as we've seen over and over from "respectable" outlets.

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

My reels algorithm is so fucking good now man. Pure psychic warfare straight from the White Martian

heartbreaking: yakub has admitted to switching over to using AI to generate new types of white people

HOW DARE

My man needs to have lunch with a barber who can give it to him straight.

It's that time. "I am the Night," oil and pencil on canvas, 2008

shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...

Here's a piece I'm really excited to roll out: An in-depth interview with Dropout's Sam Reich, diving deep on the game design of Game Changer season 8. Do I make a parody of myself by bringing up the concept of "the magic circle"? Oh baby, you bet I do. avclub.com/game-changer...

I’m sorry, what? This piece was not a joint publication/ reporting job (as some are). It was @propublica’s alone and the Times followed with a summary. This is so indicative of NYT. If they don’t ignore proper credit, they just go for stolen valor.

Amazing Ryssdal coffee post ratio of people who are mad, people who are really mad and psychos.

I will never ever tire of reading comments on the internet

The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour

How many support acts does this motherfucker need?

I cannot convince myself to believe AI is inevitable and dangerous to society if the people saying that understand the world so little that they think governments are going to plan for UBI. Just say we should start building cloud cities. And I support UBI!

Driving through the Midwest on 9/11, the only unity were cars backed up all the way to the off-ramp entrances, every gas station choked with people terrified we’d lose access to oil. People cared only about themselves and their needs by the afternoon.

bad news everyone. i wrote a program in qbasic that was just 10 KILL ALL HUMANS 20 GOTO 10 which means we are all going to die. does anyone want to give me 7 billion dollars

vending machines in the cafeteria-ass presidency

I like how this guy is offloading his work to AI so he can publicly get dumber each day.

Well, I'd like to see Abdul El-Sayed wiggle his way out of this!

Truly the absolute worst reaction to allegations. Just fucking deal with it. Bad people make good art and always have and always will.

“We need to teach our kids how to use AI” makes no sense because it’s an explicit offloading of thought and work. I didn’t need to take a class in dishwasher.

There's no forgiving this. No living it down. It's a stain on our humanity. When all this is over, the monsters who did this should be pariahs. And the soulless thugs who cheered it on while dehumanizing Haitian immigrants should be reminded of what they did every day of their lives.

getting noticed doing surveillance because of all the fried chicken bones under the driver side window of my parked car

the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

People potentially subject to the nyc pied-à-terre tax are being treated with 1% of the administrative hostility of SNAP and Medicaid applicants, and they’re throwing 100x the fit

the kinds of memes my brothers send me

What the fuck, man, I had like 256 plums in that icebox. Are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital?

I think about this a lot.

The only thing AI is good for is making videos that are way, way, way, way too long.

I would probably be thinking about the hell Pit under the house most of the time

This guy needs to investigate my whole asshole.

I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"

yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect