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Perfect

A party of performative morons disinterested in policy.

Me at my performance review

Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

The start of the Executive Summary of the House Democrats Trump-Epstein Report: And... "The actual evidence we have seen indicates that Trump abused, assaulted, and even raped numerous women alongside... the most infamous sex trafficker in history." democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Ding ding fucking ding.

Trump is BIG MAD about Obama saying the White House now looks like Saddam opened a Cheesecake Factory: "He's not a smart guy. He's not smart at all ... for you to say it's a Cheesecake Factory, that just shows why you were a lousy president"

I think this is the way, too. Not only for politics but for everything.

Find someone who looks at you like Mike Rogers looks at Donald Trump.

Republican Shellie Flockhart, who called Iowa Democratic House candidate Sarah Trone Garriott "dangerous" for kids, actually pleaded guilty to endangering kids herself after authorities said she drove drunk with her children in the car in 2017.

The allegations against Donald Trump for sexual assault seem to have a common denominator: He is physically violent and intentionally inflicts pain on his victims. He likes to slam women and girls up against doors and walls as he roughly manhandles them. Donald Trump is a sick and twisted person.

House Judiciary Democrats have just released a 50-page report that pulls together years of assault allegations against Trump and his reported connections to Jeffrey Epstein. The report calls for a special counsel to investigate Trump's ties to Epstein.

Jesse Ventura: “If Donald Trump would have gone in the military, he would have been the guy that wet his bed, cried for his mom, went hysterical, and would be carted out in the middle of the night. The man’s a coward. He’s a bully. All bullies are cowards. That’s why they’re bullies”

This is true. Qatar is widely believed to be the biggest financial backer of the Muslim Brotherhood.

“He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory” — Obama

Trump supporters: you libtards would hate Trump even if he cured cancer. Actual Trump policy: Let’s expose millions of Americans to cancer-causing chemicals so that one of my donors can make slightly more money, while also cutting funds for cancer research and treatment.

a lot of women owe me an apology

So many people seem to think the midterms will be a blowout for the Democrats but I suspect they underestimate how much rural Republican farmers who are about to lose everything they have because of Trump want to hear him talk about his gay fantasies on stage every night

Nearly all the world’s coral reefs are at risk of collapse within 50 years, IUCN warns | Few people in the history of the world are more responsible for this preventable catastrophe than Donald Trump. Care about coral reefs? Vote for Democrats and not Republicans.

LOL.

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.

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Q: Amy Acton's stepfather was indicted for rape. Now that you know all that, sir, do you change your mind about the ad? Trump: No. I don't care.

They’ve already started. They filed a suit today to effectively throw out Alaska’s election results if Dan Sullivan (the incumbent) doesn’t win

🚨 WAIT A MINUTE: Melania Trump is now being credited with brokering a ceasefire in Ukraine by the White House—just one week after Pope Leo personally called Vladimir Putin to push for the SAME THING.

This is fucking insane. It reads like a bad spy novel. The corruption is almost cartoonish at this point. www.vanityfair.com/story/jared-...

It's bleak that Serious News Outlets will tie themselves into knots writing headlines that obscure the horrors of a story while @people.com just waltzes in and calls it like it is.

I'm really tired of having to remind all you dipshits and losers how beloved I am.

CNN compiled a montage of Senile Satan talking about other men. Courtesy of @acyn.bsky.social

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Chris Christie saw through Vivek Ramaswamy from day one and never let up. He knew exactly who he was.

GM just announced the biggest stock buyback in automotive industry history. Instead of investing in their workers or new product lines, GM executives are robbing from the future to pay themselves and their shareholders today. Stock buybacks should be illegal.

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If I were a gay guy who constantly talks about other guys’ hot “asses” and who loves interior decorating and reviewing broadway musicals, I would be very insulted that trump is trying to co-opt that culture because the gay guys who do that are generally a lot tougher and less mincing than him

Steve Witkoff, US special envoy representing the Trump administration, told Russian President Vladimir Putin: “You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that, I commend you, and I thank you again.”

BREAKING NYT: A billionaire wanted a Trump pardon. His family gave Alina Habba a $50 million deal. Julio Herrera Velutini, a prominent Venezuelan, was seeking clemency. He got it not long after his daughter gave Habba, a lawyer close to Trump, an extraordinarily lucrative job.

This is just strange behavior, even from a dementia patient. Trump stops and waves. The camera zooms out to reveal that there’s nobody in the direction he’s waving. Apparently, he’s waving to the ghost of Lindsey Graham.

If this is accurate, Elon lied about not having control over Starshield, and he lied about the administration making the decision. More importantly, why is a private citizen even *able* to make decisions that could hinder US military operations?

People buying into dumb staged events like this are the reason why America is now going through this disaster. He dresses up in an apron for a photo op at a closed McDonalds and people believe he was going to be a populist instead of grifting billions and building a ballroom.

If you think a test for dementia is an IQ test, you have dementia. If you don't realize you have been given a test for dementia because your physician suspects you have dementia, you have dementia. If you think being able to tell a giraffe from a whale makes you a genius . . . you have dementia.

We are sensing a pattern

...Or lack thereof.

Trump pardoned his own fundraiser for secretly lobbying Trump. Then Trump’s DOJ gave the fundraiser’s company $106 million. Then the fundraiser gave to Trump’s Senate pick in Michigan. Nobody reported the last part until now.

Imagine if any of these people understood that he is an actual atheist who privately, as reported by countless major media outlets and confidants, has the utmost contempt for religious people What people are watching is an extremely convincing, practiced public fraud: like a false Biblical prophet

They want you so worried about men transitioning to women that you won’t notice the USA transitioning to the USSR.

wow -- a protester directly behind Vance gets up and yells "release the Epstein files!" Vance suggest he's an illegal immigrant.

“[Donald Trump's] always been a narcissistic sociopath, a psychopath. His ego is so sensitive to slights or perceived criticisms. He knows he’s not that smart, he knows he had to cheat to get ahead. If you look at the history of people like Trump, Hitler was a psychopath and a delusional one. ...

Is “Tommy” the new “Karen”?

Say what you want but the chemistry is undeniable. (📸 REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque)