Chase

Just drinking Ramune & playing Super Mario World with my teenager. That's a Saturday night, all right

qwop but for sex

Wait, was Ralph Nader invented by Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

It must be hard to be a traditionalist ghost. "Boo? Nice try, that's just what somebody *pretending* to be a ghost would say"

Democrats:

REAKING: A federal judge in Minnesota has barred the Trump administration from arresting / detaining the state's 5,600 refugees while they await lawful permanent resident status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

OK, here it comes. ICE has shown that no amount of protesting will make them stop killing peope (or even feel bad about it). Now they'll do a quiet withdrawl so both sides can feel like they've won while nothing of substance actually changes.

Watching The Highlander with my teenager. Every time the Kurgan says anything, we make jokes about Krabby Patties.

Finally got around to seeing The Cable Guy. Now I wanna see a sequel that reverses the roles. 30 years later, Jim Carey got thr help he needed, and no has a wife & kids. Matthew Broderick is rich, divorced, and alone, with only one person willing to hang out with him.

Oh no, I let the novle .xyz domain lapse! You can find it now at novle.ink

WSJ investigation: In the past 6 months ICE agents have fired at vehicles 13 times, leading to: * 8 people shot * 5 of which were U.S. citizens * 2 died * no victims drew a weapon The playbook: Agents box in a vehicle, block attempts to flee, then fire www.wsj.com/us-news/vide...

Olmec Donald had a farm

The Catalan word ‘metzina’ means “poison”. It stems from the same Latin word as ‘medicina’, meaning “medicine”. ‘Metzina’ was inherited from spoken Latin, while ‘medicina’ is a late borrowing from written Latin. Pairs like this are called doublets. Episode 7 of my series: Catalan. Next: Galician.

Cabbage is great because it comes in its own wrapper

ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

maybe i am going insane

You merge because that lane is going faster. I merge because I have to turn left in 3 miles. We are not the same.

If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing

official space ghost coast to coast website circa 2000

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the solo parent kept balance between all three children. But that all changed when I went to the bathroom.

If someone wrote "ICE" on a bullet, I'd assume they were gonna shoot an ICE agent with it. If they wrote "ANTIFA" on it, I'd assume they were gonna shoot a protester. If the wrote "ANTI-ICE" and then shot a detainee...

Enhance a book: To just, like, completely *obliterate* a mockingbird.

these colors run to tell mom

Florida authorities deny that a detainee uprising happened at 'Alligator Alcatraz' last month. Human rights advocates familiar with conditions in the detention camp say reports of a revolt are plausible:

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

If this place goes nazi bar I will not be hanging around

I don't grab life by the balls, I grab life by the chin, gently (but firmly) turn its face toward mine, lean in close, and whisper "what the fuck?"

I, for one am looking forward to putting all this ugliness behind us and moving on to a world where we can all forget that Charlie Kirk ever existed.

An all-muppet western titled "A fistful of doll hairs"

Thinking about saying "Moist your eyes on this" before showing people something really sad.

i'm not "voting blue no matter who" for this sack of shit, sorry!

We need to start building a groundswell of revulsion toward Gavin Newsome now, otherwise we might get stuck with him.

I absolutely wish ill on all terfs and fascists. If they don't like it, they can choose not to be that any more 🤷