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@chelsolo.bsky.social

blimp enthusiast • account supervised by parents • low-quality content creator • she/her

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my upstairs neighbour is actually a collection of bowling balls posing as a human

pam tomatoes 👽@chelsolo.bsky.social

Pretty sure my upstairs neighbour is a horse who performs mathematics by stomping on the floor. I was away from this place for three weeks and it was so great not hearing this all day.

The elites don't want you to know this, but if you live in a communal building it's actually OK for you to go to bed after 10 PM and stop making so much fucking noise.

I think all network executives went on a maritime vacation together and developed a hankering for maritime horror. Widow's Bay, Below, Yaga and now The Birds. I'm into it.

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these are rookie numbers. my 2 year old is going through 5-6 years of math per month. hes got three graduate degrees. started his own trading firm. sold it. started another. regrets his life. he won't talk to me anymore. took up woodworking. i miss him. what went wrong? will pull 6 month old in soon

Thomas [DARK MODE], DO 🫐@tom.medsky.social

Who's an edgy boi?

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She's simply going to hide in the corner of the human traffickers' rooms in the dark. Babadook situation, 90% fatality rate.

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A fascinating editorial decision from the BBC, to make the headline a scaremongering “AUTISM AND ADHD ARE BEING OVERDIAGNOSED”, and then, four bullet points later, have the author of the report quoted as essentially saying “nah, that’s bullshit, actually”.

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I got a traumatic brain injury and saw Jesus in my coma dream, just so happened he was a ripped Chad and agreed with all my political and social views. Put me on the fucking news.

Christian Nightmares@christiannightmare.bsky.social

"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...

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Ruh roh: All of the "Daniel Robson" articles on the Western Standard have suddenly 404'd!

Luke LeBrun@lukelebrun.ca

It turns out "Daniel Robson" is also a prolific contributor to the Western Standard His first articles for WS were published February 2026, the morning after the Tumbler Ridge school shooting Since then, it's a lot of criticisms focused on crime, immigration and pro-Palestinian protesters

Winnipeg teen in ICU after getting hit by a car on their e-scooter. r/winnipeg discussion immediately pivots to how dangerous these scooters are and not the fact that a kid is in the ICU cause they were hit by a car 🤷‍♀️

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Straight talk time: Doomerism is BORING. It's the same fantasties rehashed over and over again, just louder each time. And with each iteration it seems that new audiences are being reached, and a new group of people needs to be talked down from unnecessary fear. >>

your average redditor has a media literacy level that would give us an analysis like: "actually, Jenny never confirms Forrest is his dad, she just says she named him after his daddy."

Sometimes on reddit you get stuck in conversations with people who are too self-conscious to read fanfiction and have deluded themselves into believing the headcanon they're unaware they've developed is canon.

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Too many Democrats concede as "fact" the stereotype-driven propaganda that far-right groups like the Alliance Defending Freedom have promoted: that trans athletes at all ages and forever have a competitive advantage and that safety, even, is at issue. A long body of research disproves these claims

Assigned Media@assignedmedia.org

Republicans are putting transphobia on the November ballot in seven questions in five states. The measures reflect broad anti-feminist aims, from "sex verification" for girls to limits on reproductive rights, an analysis by @billiejsweeney.bsky.social for Assigned Media and Important Context finds.

I cannot type a single sentence on my phone without making some kind of mistake because the keys are a quarter of the size of my giant sausage thumbs. Rectangular phone design fucking sucks and I want my blackberry back.

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net

‘ONE NIGHT ONLY’ director Will Gluck says they cut out “so much nudity” from the film because he thinks audiences dislike sex on screen. “Whenever people now see nudity or very adult situations in a big theater, they get uncomfortable.” (Source: variety.com/2026/film/fe...)

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So I woke up this morning to find out that Ozzy Osbourne’s son made a video falsely accusing me of using AI to write a Rolling Stone article about the Tate brothers.

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Are these lawyers high? “In the filing, a team of five federal lawyers denies First Nations have a distinctly Indigenous interest in drinking water, asserting that FNs’ interest in their own reserve land doesn't include water because ‘water is not attached to land, but flows under and around it’"

cbc.caLiberals continue court fight against First Nations drinking water rights, despite new bill | CBC NewsThe Carney government continues to fight First Nations in court to deny Canada has any legal duty to ensure they have safe drinking water on reserve, even as the Liberals advance legislation aiming to...