GlobeLover

This is the America we are fighting for

this is just what it takes to make a car that uses compressed air to kinda kickflip over other cars

What if an entire country had two full years to look itself in the eye and internalize the idea that they'd elected the King Of The Rapists to steal money out of their wallets, murder their neighbors, and shit in their food. Is it theoretically possible such an event would effect opinion polls

democrats will throw you under the bus and then get mad at you for not being on the bus

Archaeologists Unearth Ancient Clay Pot Shards From Dwelling Of Earliest Known Klutz https://theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth-ancient-clay-pot-shards-from-dwe-1827116788/

Jacksonville Flaguars

Solidarity: the only way to win

Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...

noticing a house spider minding its own business

Voters elected Trump to make them rich 😊

Nope. There is no animus. You're playing with an automated algorithm that's being assigned too many privileges with outcomes based on probability. That's like "shit I lost control of this giant bolder I was rolling down a crowded street, it must be magic."

Jeez louise times are getting tough! If anyone out there has any extra money to spare I’m @chocobill on Venmo 🥺

passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this

It means they’re a cult

everyone is missing the boat on this harp thing fwiw. it's not an affair and she is not a nurse. it's way worse: she's elder abusing him. tale as old as time a psychotic weirdo striver has attached herself to an elderly dotard and is wormtonguing him. our american rasputin

“We should write that spot down.”

the pitch: we build a replica of washington dc several miles down the road. by reprogramming the gps in the president’s limo, we convince him & his party that they are running the government from the replica, leaving the rest of us to live normal lives.

we know LLM companies are fueled by plagiarism on the supply side, but this raises the worrying question of how much plagiarism defines the demand side as well

drunkest sounding teetotaler there ever was

Sleepin’ and slurrin’ his way through every presser these days

In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.

If The AI Bubble Bursts, Working Families Will Pay The Price Which Will Also Happen if the AI Bubble Doesn't Burst

A man walks into a horse bar. Why the short face, asks the horse bartender. The man begins crying. He is the last human left on horse world.

in order to do this, he - like the rest of his tiresome cohort - would have to admit that the arts are important, require both skill and talent, and are worthy of attention and investment. the SV philosophy cannot allow that. it’s sad.

When It Happens, democrats are really gonna come out and say that he was the greatest president

Men? For office? Groundbreaking. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

I'm sorry Senator, but if you think ~he~ had wit, I must implore you to sit in on one of the many book clubs I have with my male friends, and bear witness to the literary riffs that take place therein.

I said Lindsey — funny name for a man but he was proud of it — LINDSEY. You don’t sound good Lindsey. You sound NOT SO GOOD. He told me he’d be fine and I guess he was not so fine, which they tell me happens sometimes.

Iranian TV news presenter: “Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell. “This news is so good that I want to read it to you once more. Lindsey Graham, the anti-Iranian senator, has gone to hell.”

Diniece and I are racing to make buses fast and reliable, so we talked about how we're cutting bus commutes by 6 minutes while racing in MarioKart.

I’m usually much more upset when I’ve heard a gay person has died.

Just when you think you’re gonna crack open your Mitch McConnell bottle!

The fascist project potentially being brought to a stuttering halt because its biggest enablers are ancient, dust-filled windbags who die in office is possibly the funniest thing that could happen to this decrepit republic

Perhaps Mitch McConnell (his team) isn’t (aren’t) trying to be political! He (they) just wants (want him) to be the oldest living human someday!

feels like a real landmark of impunity that major corporations are making federal crimes part of the interview process

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.