Chris Hutber

Titanic, innit

trump can solve this by renaming "disapproval rating" to "approval rating"

One to please @davidallengreen.bsky.social

One of Bluesky’s biggest cultural snobs has blocked me for commenting that it was good to see it making a comeback. In the age of AI slop etc., I thought he’d take it as a compliment 🤷‍♂️

The New York Times is inevitably going to run a profile of Count Binface and it's all Nigel Farage's fault.

Spare coffee machine’s gone full-on conspiracy theorist

This is triggering for me. My school closed for illness once and they told the parents they could pick us up “anytime after 11am”. My mum arrived at 7pm.

Taco

Terribly uncanny how relevant this is to today.

He’s Bobby Brown-Envelopes in this house

I was having dinner at the Thai in Wandsworth Town when my date said “Oh look, there’s that bloke from the Channel 4 property programme”. I looked up and said “oh yes”, but I was looking at Kevin McCloud on the table in front of me, while she had spotted Phil Spencer on the table behind 🤷‍♂️

The arc of happiness.

Does he think The Handmaid’s Tale is an instruction manual?

Keep the sound down on the vid- it’s Sean Bean 🙉

I had the CD of this album. Half way through there is a break between tracks and Tom Petty says something like “Hello CD listeners, there will now be a pause where people will turn over their LPs”

Never have I seen such a perfect example of Schrödinger's Migrant. Zia Yusuf, asked whose PIP Reform would cut, talks about "foreign nationals". Less than a minute later, same "foreign nationals" are taking all the jobs and damning British youth to life on PIP. 🤡 Utter clownshow. ~AA

This explains a lot

My platform.

My mum introduced me to Richard Stilgoe when I was 15 as “your biggest fan”. I died.

Just realised I did a Zoom meeting this morning wearing this 😬

Just brilliant

@octopus.energy If your customer service is award winning, how bad must the others be? 😬

Gratitude is given freely. Demanding it disqualifies you from getting it. Demanding it from a country fighting for its life like Ukraine is cowardly and repellent, especially when your own administration is enmeshed in a deeply corrupt relationship with that country's oppressor.

I guess as it’s an offence to lie to the FBI, you just have to tell him he’s a twat if you see him

“For his part, Musk claims that he purchased Trump outright by spending nearly $300 million on his 2024 campaign.” - @borowitzreport.bsky.social

Did people listen to Rudolf Hess in the 30s and think “what a bloody idiot!”?

Overheard on the high street from an exasperated grandmother: “Now she won’t wear the lovely jumpers I’ve knitted her because the wool the comes from sheeps!”. Somehow, I think that might not be the only reason.

Highly amused to discover that folk are now referring to Teslas as "Swasticars"

Yeah I’ve seen a few With Elon Musk in them too

Just helped a woman login to the Wi-Fi and now she’s watching a video without headphones 😖

My sister’s cat gave her a Lego model of itself for Christmas

Dear online banking app. Please do not ask me for the name of my first pet and my mother’s maiden name and then tell me they are both too short. THOSE WERE THEIR NAMES.

Very disappointed with Netflix’s Carry-On. Not a smutty innuendo in sight.

Think the iOS 18 voicemail transcribing system may need some work. Just had a message from Snows Toyota Southampton which it told me was about “those toys in South Africa” 😬

Dear @bsky.app ‘Discover’ feed. I am currently a dog person, not a cat person. That is all.

Well this is pleasant