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WSJ: Ken Paxton partied in Dubai on New Year's Eve 2024 with two fugitives from U.S. justice and a woman who wasn't his wife. Paxton is the top law enforcement official in Texas.

Yeah god forbid we prevent contractors from bribing politicians.

Neiman Marcus closed its downtown Dallas flagship on Wednesday. The store played a notable role in the history of desegregation in Dallas. Previously, Black shoppers across the US could enter department stores, but they weren't allowed to try on clothes without adhering to certain conditions. 🧵

This "felon staring down the photographer" thing is getting so tired.

Once again I gotta google somebody I’ve never heard of because another MAGA Fairytale Grievance

Q: Mr President, did you call on President Xi to stop buying oil from Iran? TRUMP: ... Q: What about guardrails on AI? TRUMP: ... Q: Why are you banning media outlets? TRUMP: ... Q: Should US taxpayers pay for ads about you? TRUMP: *walks away*

The Onion is the best!

The owners of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory self-regulated.

I didn't think people could get madder at Ed Sheeran than when he showed up in that episode of Game of Thrones, but he's pulled it off.

Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.

PSA: Election officials in California, Oregon, Washington and elsewhere are telling voters if you can, return your ballot through an official ballot drop box rather than trusting it to the mail.

Wow. Nerds are SO nerdy.

I am a scientist – and the answer is climate change. Yes, there is nuance. Yes, it could take a long time to identify the precise mechanisms. But there is no question why ice and snow-related disasters are on the rise. Our planet is warming at an unprecedented rate, and humans are responsible.

"The Emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum as they move from playground to playground... They are following children in parks and gymnasiums, and we need this. I need this so I can stalk my ex-girlfriend."

How is this not fraud and/or election interference?

THAT IS NOT HOW THE AMERICAN JUSTICE SYSTEM IS SUPPOSED TO WORK! THE PENALTY FOR “FAILURE TO COMPLY” IS NOT A FUCKING DEATH SENTENCE!

Ah, so the SPLC violated the How Dare You Be Mean To Nazis Law

That's what happens when you use a foreign war as a distraction from your problems back home.

100 billionaire families spent $2.6 billion in the 2024 election. 70% of these donations went to Republicans. Now, Republicans in Congress are gearing up to slash essential programs to pay for another round of tax cuts predominantly for the rich. This is what oligarchy looks like.

This Memorial Day Weekend, the goal is to grill without eating metal spikes.

Conmunism

Sean Baker broke the record for Oscars won by a single person for a single film in one night, with four for ‘Anora,’ winning Best Picture, Best Director, Best Editing, and Best Original Screenplay. Not to mention, Best Actress for Mikey Madison.

What are you guys doing???

Look none of this is difficult. The billionaires want us to hate each other. They're buying every newspaper and social media company to flood the space with bots and hate speech to keep us fractured and divided. And we could do that - and tear each other apart - or we could try to fix things.

Axial tilt is the reason for the season.

Been seven years since I first read this, on the English language's *completely universal but totally invisible* adjective hierarchy, and I can honestly say I've thought about it most days since.

Good morning

Look bringing back polio sounds bad. But it’s a small price to pay to get rid of pronouns in email signatures and black women in star wars.

Now that our government will be run by billionaires can we talk seriously about ending Citizen's United? Pretty please?

"Firing *every single federal employee* would save a whopping 5 percent of the budget. But the point of this isn’t reducing the national debt. It’s striking fear into the federal workforce in order to make them more compliant."

I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.

I understand what the "Bluesky isn't this or that" cops are trying to do. But I'm afraid they are pushing sand up a mountain.

hearing women stage whisper explaining the plot to their boyfriends in a packed wicked screening... revenge for 15 years of marvel movies... music to my ears...

I'm old enough to remember when Trump's heroes were referred to as The Axis of Evil by his GOP colleagues. But he was a Democrat then.

Last week Judge Lopez said there would be a hearing about the infowars sale this week. Now, there is radio silence. Anybody know how to find out when it will happen? If it will happen?

100000%

I'm gonna hold off on Wicked until the children stop signing in the audience.

High Potential on hiatus until January? What the what?

Leak the report. Pass it on

The meta/bluesky dick measuring contest is the least interesting thing on the internet right now.

Now he's just fucking with us.

Get ready. People are going to start to disappear again.

Why does Outlook actively try to hide email addresses??