Charlie Higson

Hi Everyone! I'm on the lookout for animation writing work! I have experience writing for preschool, kids and adult animation. I've spent the last 5 years as a Development Producer and Scriptwriter at Blue Zoo studios, where I've gained a deep knowledge of how to bring an idea to life!

ai bros want you to be impressed with their art in the same way people who get wordle in one guess want you to be impressed. 'but I had to think up the word though' why don't you think up my ass.

Spontaneously deleted Instagram off my phone last night. Probably not permanent but until I gain the discipline to handle my mindless scrolling a bit better it’s probably for the best

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

the worst guy you know is putting that dumb Elon Musk flying car video in his Linkedin newsletter

ok she’s not feeling creatively fulfilled

at first I was bitter that I got ghosted after 3 interview rounds. But then I checked the companys Glassdoor (I know I should've done that way earlier) and hundreds of current and former employees are screaming to keep away at all costs.

Been walking around with a spaghetti stain on my shirt all afternoon. Absolutely humiliated. Asshole behaviour. What a tosser. Bellend. Pathetic No friends spaghetti shirt loser.

This completely sums up peoples entitled approach to art. To them, art isn't an expression of what a person/group has to say. To them art is supposed to be an approximation of their desires- if the artist falls short of this, then its insufficient.

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Well this is the last time I book the Virtual Insanity room for a retirement party

You truly never get more random phone calls than when you're waiting to hear back about a job

for every one creative there has to be twenty execs

Hey pals. I wrote this episode of Lego City: No Limits and I'm pretty proud of it. if you're looking for a writer or a guy roughly shaped like a writer, I' love to chat!

Being a recruiter must be so easy all you gotta do is say no

The dentist let me in the back to pet the teeth

I have been drawing these guys in more situations

Posting some classic Heck if I know comics up in here

You can say any food item followed by an action and it sounds like a sex thing. ‘I’m getting my croissant dipped’ Yeah you are girl! Get it!

Me on the phone booking the virtual insanity room for my honeymoon: yeah the virtual insanity room please. Me trying to have sex to my new wife in the virtual insanity room: this is not convenient!

Picard: Mr Worf, status report? Mr Worf but he’s being ratatoilled: ahhh crap! Ah fuck! I’m being ratatouilled right now! Shit!

One of my favourite things about our flat is a nearby neighbour is an opera coach or something so regularly during weekdays this is the background to my work

Things my girlfriend says to me when I’m overstimulated

Anyone wanna give me two grand to buy this road legal bumper car/ quad bike hybrid. Ill give you a carton of cigarettes you can smoke in the passenger seat

Anyone wanna give me two grand to buy this road legal bumper car/ quad bike hybrid. Ill give you a carton of cigarettes you can smoke in the passenger seat

EVERY AI ADVERT: [man enters room with trousers on his head, tuts, gets out phone] hey Gemini, how do clothes work???

Happy Friday y'all!! Just another call out to say I'm available for work! I can write scripts- action, comedy, slice of life, anything- Let me at it!! Or, if you have an animation project you'd like to develop I can help! editshttps://www.cphigsonwriter.com/

* Fred Flintstone putting on a condom to avoid having any more kids out of wedlock before Christianity is invented* The fish he’s putting on his wiener: it’s a living!

The original pic didn't even show how big they are at the back

Gotta love online character personality tests that are like: You prefer: 1) spiky hair 3) tall blue hair 3) two hairs on the top of your head and zig zag hairs on the side of your head 4) chief wiggum

What a guy