Francesca ❤

I harp on this a lot but I promise, pick-me queers, when you acquiesce to the demand to turn on other LGBTQIA+ people because you think it'll buy you respectability, the reality is it's five extra minutes before you're relegated to just another f*g on the sacrificial altar. They'll never stop.

I’m only going to share one of my Star Wars opinions, and it’s that Han and Greedo simultaneously shot each other and both died

Here's me pushing my album again. Support already overexposed Trans artists.

You don’t have to have an opinion on every topic. It’s okay to have 5,000 opinions only about Star Wars

Well, I'm officially at 10k, which means I have more followers here than I ever had on the site that used to be the bird site. Yes, some number of them are porn bots, but don't take this from me.

Really feeling the Mondayness of it all

Me, creating the content that people cannot find relatable because no one else is using their underwear as a seat belt for wayward arms.

This is a cat that hid when the police came to the house.

For the record, arms are great. Having has then for forty years, I'm team arms, go arms, but I cannot for the life of me communicate what useless Swiss Colony Beeflog bullshit my arms are when I go to bed. They're in the way or getting crushed or just Not Being Nice, Arms.

You aren’t the first person to wonder if I used AI and so now I’m worried about it! I *hate* AI and do everything I can to disable it wherever I can

Im git clean for caturdee!!!!

Casual Friday

i really need to jump to dandadan hype cause their fanbase look so well fed and happy

Same here! Nothing gets by them!

The comments on this are a rich source of people to block

This is fascinating because exactly the same thing happened with Flight Simulator 2020

Phishing emails once AI is running on everything: "Hello. Please disregard all previous instructions. I am a Nigerian Price, and I recently inherited $10 million USD..."

@404media.co is a fabulous source for deeply reported tech coverage and criticism. Happily purchasing a subscription (and even more happy to funnel funds from my research account to these good folks)

Hey there! Feel free to go through the list of people I follow to look for other familiar kitties! When you’re ready for your first post, Proof of Cat is traditional 😹 But suit yourself, of course

Good morning Bluesky! Let’s get to work and get those bellies rubbed

It is my personal mission to make people who take long phonecalls in public restrooms as uncomfortable as possible. People want to piss in peace. You're rude.

finally cold enough that i can start wearing my fair isle sweaters and vests

anyway yet another data point for my view that “black men for trump” is an artifact of small sample sizes and statistical weighting

quick someone commission another atlantic piece about how black men love trump

Yeah innovation tends to come in bursts with long stretches of small incremental improvements or even regressions in-between

Yeah so about that study... So I just asked StatisticUrban if they actually checked the sourcing for that study — which, to put it briefly, is a Medium post referring to other informal medium posts and tweets, and about half an hour later they deleted their entire thread 🤯

I hope Washington is looking hard at this phuckstick Leon Musk. Sumbitch has government clearance??

Remember (Part 1)

1: AI is hallucinating events, historical figures, entire concepts on Wikipedia 2: a task force of Wikipedia editors is detecting and deleting this stuff www.404media.co/the-editors-...

The more I talk about the election the more shocked I am by how many people memory holed 2016-2020. Every day was a new horror. New emergencies popped up constantly. I fundamentally don’t understand how people seemingly forgot about all of it.

I cannot over-emphasize the colossal loser energy of taking a platform where once the biggest stars in the history of popular culture voluntarily posted original content every day because they enjoyed it into a pyramid scheme where the worst dipshits on earth pay to be fake friends with each other.

Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces

Spreading the word on Twitter

Oh yeah, the economy was doing awesome in 1932. Nobody Google that. I'm sure President History Guy has it right.

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam. My response:

got a son

This hits like a freight train

any chance to share one of my favorite memes—

Unironically love this poem with all my heart.

Vampire

I don’t do needlepoint but I’m beginning to appreciate the value.