Walt Rizzney

FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK

As you behold it, you involuntarily yield the immense superiority to him, in point of pervading dignity.

this one is amazing

Spotted in soho late last night.

Listen to Silver Surfer:

The state of someone being technologically savvy and online enough to write in to *checks notes* fesshole and yet hasn’t set up a one button enable VPN.

One of my most popular tweets.

So just so we’re on the same page: Does Belgium battering the USA go any way to wiping their ledger clean of the whole “let’s keep African people in human zoo exhibit until 1958” (yes you read that right, 1958) Either way I think it’s going to take more than a football tournament for Rwanda.

#CatsNotNigelFarage This is Zulu, she is available for adoption at Devon Cat Centre. She feels our pain, clearly

If you didn't bother to watch the Farage press conference, here's the short version:

I KNEW Geese are a PsyOp. No one that bland could get that much hype organically faroutmagazine.co.uk/a-bands-mark...

It’s ALWAYS the biggots

The equivalent of a congressional district has just elected a candidate from a party roughly comparable to the DSA. Does that really qualify as “insane” versus, y’know, the events on any given day in US politics right now?

They all thought we were a small-minded racist little backwater who'd bow down to their hateful rhetoric with little effort on their part. They expect a fight in Brighton Pavilion, they never thought they'd have to fight in Gorton. They were so wrong.

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

‘We left with all of my children’ is a hell of a sentence, whilst giving evidence about the president’s mate, isn’t it.

Well it took 2 days and more money than I’d care to admit, but the Hachis Parmentier is done.

I'm gonna have a big ol bag of chips and I don't look and sound like a desiccated meatball trying desperately to speak human English so whose diet is really working here?

Apple Music pays around $50 million annually to sponsor the Super Bowl Halftime Show. The NFL pays the performers $1,246 for the performance, the minimum allowable SAG rate for theatrical performances. I love how that's considered peak success in the music industry. 🫠

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

Not entirely sure it’s real, but it’s well worth a read

It is ALWAYS a mechanical turk, it is ALWAYS human beings being pressured to do more work for less wages. Every single goddamn time.

the epstein files as rick owens fall/winter 2024

It is so shocking to find out how many people do not believe that they can learn, and how many more believe learning to be difficult.

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

Almost a year into this presidency, Trump voters have gotten nothing except the Big Beautiful Bill, which was usual Republican politics of giving tax cuts to the rich and slashing social spending for the poor. Housing remains unaffordable, cost of living is rising, and manufacturing jobs fell.

the most transparent administration in history

At 1pm Trump is going to run an informercial about Trump approved pharmaceuticals being sold at a discounted price to you his adoring public, hint: it'll all be shit his sponsors are creating and they'll be rigging the system to force you to purchase them.

"[Workers at major companies] are asking, why do I have to use something that doesn't work? Well it's because capitalism demands eternal growth. Milton Friedman's ghost haunts every trader, Ronald Reagan pops out of the toilet every so often, this is what we do here." Love the mental imagery.

JFC all these guys are megalomaniacal weirdos…we need to remove billionaires from the planet like we would termites or roaches from a building.

You don't have to blame antisemitism on the pronouncements of Zionists. You really don't. It doesn't make you seem politically attuned to the plight of Palestinians. It just makes Jews question whether you actually care about antisemitism at all outside of being labelled an antisemite.

I can't wait for the new movie of Kafka's Metamorphosis starring the cast of A Bug's Life.