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Dan Hedges ❌👑@danielahedges.bsky.social

I got one of these in the mail youtube.com/shorts/iKySe...

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McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

"There are two wolves inside you. The first has a restraining order against the second and full custody of their three cubs." buff.ly/BQBT7Gb

buff.lyThere Are Two Wolves Inside You“There are two wolves inside you,” said the old man. “They are fighting to the death.” “That’s a pretty used-up meme format,” said the boy without looking up...

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

Tucker Carlson: "If you look at pornography enough or bestiality videos all day, after a while... it's kind of an attractive horse, I get it."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "We have 5 states where your child goes off to school as Tim and comes back as Tammy 3 or 4 days later. It's true. And teachers make a decision. 'Goodbye Timmy I love you so much, I'll see you later.' And you say, 'Where's my son? My son is in the hospital.' Can you imagine?"

Lynne M. Thomas 🏳️‍🌈🚀🦄 📜@lynnemthomas.com

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Dirty Dancing for Tax Purposes

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I am a genius" (Note that he's bragging about being able to solve 1775+1=1776)

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Zacharia: "My president -- ah, excuse me, my husband. That's a good one."

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Trump’s last 3 press secretaries: Kayleigh Karoline Katie

ProPublica@propublica.org

NEW: Have you had a prior authorization request delayed or denied by your health insurer? We want to hear from you. Your experiences help us better understand the real-life stakes.

propublica.orgWe’re Investigating Prior Authorization. Help ProPublica Understand Your Health Insurance Denial.ProPublica is looking into the ways health insurers’ use of prior authorization impacts patients. We need your help to figure out if the process is still leading to delayed or missed treatments, tests...

The Onion@theonion.com

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Ossoff: "They've unleashed federal agents to kill Americans on the streets of our cities with impunity. That's Mike Collins's immigration policy. And that's what you'd expect from the bigot congressman who called for executed immigrants by throwing to their deaths out of helicopters."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social

Tucker: “I never understood why 🇬🇧 fought World War 2?” 😕 Rees-Mogg: “It was good vs. evil…We did the right thing…” Tucker: “Has 🇬🇧 benefitted?” RM: “We defeated Hitler… We’d all be speaking German…” Tucker: “Who cares?” 🤔

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

"We understand that it is our responsibility to teach Cornell collegiates what a good Rape Essay looks like. Rape Essays 101 is the best manifestation of this commitment that our most tenured minds could come up with." buff.ly/5na4oMY

buff.lyAnnouncing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net

Here's a funny thing about the right to vote: it wasn't won by voting.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump is standing like no human has ever stood before

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social

Google was no help here.

Mediaite@mediaite.com

White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt accused Democrats of being “incredibly disingenuous,” saying they do “360s on every single policy position they have.”

The News & Observer@newsobserver.com

The new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.

bit.lyRaleigh’s Falls Village shopping center will get a new business next yearThe new business will join retailers like T.J. Maxx and HomeGoods in the shopping center by January.

Ami Fields-Meyer@fieldsmeyer.com

We were mid-handshake and he pulled me in and grabbed tighter and got upset and raised his voice and said: "What are you talking about man?! Those aren't real people. They're illegal aliens!"

McSweeney's@mcsweeneys.net

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

buff.ly“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Republican Minnesota state auditor candidate Scott Jensen: "I think we have ignored in western medicine the potential benefits of discoveries made centuries ago. The notion of electromagnetic powers, of minerals, and rocks, and things like that, that could have curative capabilities we've ignored."

Greg Sargent@gregsargent.bsky.social

We're officially entering the Fuhrerbunker phase of the Trump presidency

Greg Pak@gregpak.net

Saw @ginafortexas.bsky.social at an event in NYC tonight. The latest Siena poll has her 4 points ahead of Abbott - which I think is the best polling any Texas Democrat has had in a governor's race in a generation.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social

Republicans in Risarray

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Emmer says Republicans need to talk more about grocery prices that aren't expensive: "Eggs are at pre-pandemic prices. Ah, beef is at, ah, less than $2 a pound for ground beef ... I think we have a lot to run on."