Dan 🎃

hi. yet another twitter refugee here. I like sour beers, ultimate frisbee, cats, and javascript. by day I help save the internet from disinformation and misinformation; by night I play a lot of puzzle-based video games and bang around on various tech-for-public-good type projects.

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I live in a rural town and, like, I don't know how to tell you this, but the girls play on the boys team and vice versa all the time because otherwise we don't have enough players for a game and it's literally always fine so stop being weirdos about kids sports and just let trans kids play.

This lady is in the Whiteness Protection Program

it is ENTIRELY TOO EARLY IN THE YEAR for the 6yo to be singing the Grinch song

when they say shit like "you have to be practical and understand that the average voter is transphobic" they are talking about themselves

I encourage any future Dem President to think along these lines and keep pressing until the other side is willing to accept a return of the rule of law. Unilateral disarmament doesn't work bsky.app/profile/gran...

There was a fucking hole in our planet’s *atmosphere* Like a legit, no joke, “this will unravel our entire ecosystem” hole in the world, and then we fixed it by working together across national and political lines As a species we decided, “we will survive” Let’s do that some more

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it's a discrete partnership with the CIA because historically those partnerships definitely aren't continuous, amirite

BC @ GT this weekend is going to be disgusting (extremely derogatory)

how is it always family feud on the waiting room tv no matter where I go or what time of day it is

They should make a database of everyone who gets mad at a post like this and permanently strip them of their driver’s license

IT'S APPLE CIDER DONUT SEASON FUCKOS flaminghydra.com/apple-cider-...

frog sauna

oh wow there's an Official Chicken of the SEC too!

seems good

2-minute warning in Pitt/BC and there are 19 combined points and 13 combined penalties 👍

In defiance of God and man, I have put leftover soup into a rectangular container

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Escape From New York For Tax Purposes

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They're AMERICAN eggs?

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle means you can observe immigrants either stealing your jobs or claiming benefits, but not both simultaneously.

rare petty w

you've been hit by you've been struck by a used bonneville

of course there is an Official Sausage of the SEC

bees

georgia tech's defense is traaaaaaaaash

worcester folks: does anyone know when/if Gas Man Cometh will happen this year? there's nothing on the event calendar or the facebook page for seven hills wheelmen

You don’t have to be a slack jawed MAGA voter to like hot dogs whats your problem

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uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??

"Chill Mix"

innovations in fashion today from the 6-year-old

I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.

happy “georgia tech beat cumberland 222-0” day to all who celebrate

Another campaign finance report from the Yes on 3 (top-two primary) campaign, and again, it's almost all from private equity and the investor class. $1.3M in new money, and 80+% of it coming from just 8 donors--7 private equity executives and investment firm managers plus 1 investment firm itself

bill, no

suddenly and unwillingly remembering an amazing post from the worcester subreddit

I've said it before and I'll say it again: the Jacksonville Jaguars

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